Who do you think will crumble first …

England descends into civil war. Parisian pastry types rally to the cause and, excuse me while I wipe a wee tear here, none of them make it home. UK is broke the fuck up. Scotland aligns with her one nation, all Ireland cousins in Europe. Ibrox is redeveloped as a multicultural centre for the promotion of internationalism.
 
Boris to shove it through ,Arlene to swallow it and wee Nicola to split the union
In the meantime London to be a looters paradise big tellys and all you can carry to be the order of the day ,Meanwhile in a wee flat just of the islington rd sits Keiran Tierney wishing he'd stayed the feck in Glasgow just as his last windae goes in
 
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