Hedgehog

[lennono]

The dug was oot the back, and I left the door open, and he just brought a live hedgehog intae the hoose and plonked it doon on the couch. Maria went aff her heed. 'Get that oot o here'....

 

[The Shamrock]

Bad dug. A prickly problem for you, lennono.

 

[lennono]

Bad dug. A prickly problem for you, lennono.

I managed to put it oot, never seen a hedgehog move sae fast ...Pair wee thing

 

[Hoopy427]

I was out for a walk with the missus years ago and we found a hedgehog curled up on a country lane one evening, so I picked it up to move it into the undergrowth. Wife starts freaking out because "hedgehogs are venomous"

 

[The Shamrock]

Man-eating, venomous and have teeth like sharks.

 

[lennono]

A mind wen a wiz wee ma dad told me that hedgehogs hae flees on them. but the flees only live for a couple o days on a dug

 

[Hoopy427]

Man-eating, venomous and have teeth like sharks.

No just their spines that are venomous apparently!

 

[The Shamrock]

No just their spines that are venomous apparently!

Am feart noo.

 

[lennono]

No just their spines that are venomous apparently!

Ye share yer no getting mixed up wi porcupines Hoopy

 

[Hoopy427]

Am feart noo.

You'll be OK Shammy, just wear big boots, all the time!
And don't pick up hedgehogs, obviously!

 

[Hoopy427]

Ye share yer no getting mixed up wi porcupines Hoopy

It wisny me Lennono it was my mad missus. I know my aminals!

 

[boab1916]

You'll be OK Shammy, just wear big boots, all the time!
And don't pick up hedgehogs, obviously!

Shammy pass me the thread over

 

[Hoopy427]

Shammy pass me the thread over
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Looks innocent Boab but deadlier than a pissed off salt water crocodile

 

[boab1916]

Looks innocent Boab but deadlier than a pissed off salt water crocodile

Curios said: Can hedgehogs puncture your tyres?

 

[michael duffy]

Spiky wee characters!!!!!

 

[The Shamrock]

Spiky wee characters!!!!!

But very sharp.

 

[Ian65]

Spiky wee characters!!!!!

Ohhh dear

 

[michael duffy]

Ohhh dear

Sorry!

 

[Hoopy427]

Spiky wee characters!!!!!

Whats the difference between a hedgehog and a rangers supporters bus Mick? A hedgehog has pricks on the outside!

Can I say pricks?

 

[lennono]

Looks innocent Boab but deadlier than a pissed off salt water crocodile

I once got a selfie wi a croc Hoopy.