45 Minute performances.

The two subs they brought on made a huge difference to their game
They caught us flat footed, at the start of the second half
Our crowd will be our twelfth man
They're a good team, but I think the Bhoys will get the result we need
Big Forster was outstanding
Ryan Christie, should be buying his drinks, for the restof the season
HH
Instinct you throw a hand up after being knocked off balance. What follows are just rules. . Cuppa cha for the whaa
 
It gets better mate, she came home tonight, first thing she said was "the cars making a funny knocking noise and the front number plates missing"
I replied is the conning tower ok?
She's gone to bed in the huff, hay ho beer time! 😹

With your responses and her responses to your responses, you must be on beer time 24 fucking 7.

Think of your liver man. Great with onions and a beer. You know it makes sense. 😃
 
It gets better mate, she came home tonight, first thing she said was "the cars making a funny knocking noise and the front number plates missing"
I replied is the conning tower ok?
She's gone to bed in the huff, hay ho beer time! 😹
More balls than a billiard table mate
Years ago (back in the early 80's) my mate's wife, was gong on about buying a new car
One of the boys at work had an old 'beater' going for $500, so he bought that, as he figured it would get him through the Winter and he could look at buying a new one after Christmas etc
A few days after he bought it, she gets up early to go to work and grabs the keys
It's pissing rain
(picture this)
He's 6'4 and he's been on nights, 12 hour shifts, it's his first day off, so he's looking to have a lie in
He hears her shut the door, then hears the car door being opened and slammed
Then he hears nothing...then the car door is slammed again...she comes stomping into the house..."The fucking piece of shit you bought, that I told you not to, won't start !!!"
He's saying "OK, calm down..." Always a good thing to say to a woman who's about to go into the stratosphere..
She's ranting about it and he says very calmly, "Did you check to see if there's water, in the battery ?"
It was at this point. the conversation went really awry...
At the top of her voice, she shouts "HOW THE FUCK, COULD WATER GET INTO THE BATTERY !!!"
It was at this point he resignedly said " Yeah, you're right, I'm a fucking idiot..." as he walked outside in his underwear, no shirt, no pants, no socks, no shoes, just his underwear
Imagine driving by at 6 in the morning, and there's this huge guy in only his underwear, with the hood up on a car, as traffic drives bye, in the pouring rain
Needless to say he managed to get it running and she blazed off into the dark, as he strode manfully, back in the house, and went back to bed
The voice in his head, told him they were not soul mates and they eventually went their separate ways, but we still laugh whenever we talk about car problems
HH
 

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