Global CONDOM shortage looming after factories shut due to coronavirus
,gonna be interesting in 9 months time hh
I knew a girl from Forfar......who would've guessed what can happen with a bucket o smokeless coal, a bottle o dettol and a wire brush.No, it's White Lightning cider & toilet duck cocktails we use for Rohypnol. I think chloroquine is Aberdonian for Green Girl.
Feck ,a wire brush ,ouch, lolhhI knew a girl from Forfar......who would've guessed what can happen with a bucket o smokeless coal, a bottle o dettol and a wire brush.
Bit doon the day troops need cheering upFeck ,a wire brush ,ouch, lolhh
Awww FFSQ; how do ye make an Aberdeen omelette?
A; first,ye borrow 4 eggs.............
ah'm here aw week!!!
Took me two days to get that TGS... Me n Mrs had a great laugh at that today...fuckin belter. Sorry for being two days behind the timesOrdered a Chinese last night.
Seen the boy getting out the car so I went to the door.Next thing he's screaming isolate..isolate..isolate!
Chill out wee man I only ordered it half an hour ago.
Can you borrow 4eggs in Aberdeen??????????Q; how do ye make an Aberdeen omelette?
A; first,ye borrow 4 eggs.............
ah'm here aw week!!!
And you keep away fae the cows Bridie!Some of my Aberdeen supporting pals are genuinely sharing this on Facebook...
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That was just SP talking bullocks!And you keep away fae the cows Bridie!
Its nailed on some idiot will crack a joke about thatJesus is doing a crossword when he shouts in frustration
I'm stuck on 2 across!
Aye bit of a thorny issue.Its nailed on some idiot will crack a joke about that