Celtic Pets

Good looking pup
How old mate ?
You have to watch those tennis balls, they rip them apart, swallow the bits, and sometimes the fuzz blocks their intestines
Beau chases a ball for about ten minutes max and then just chills out
We end up fetching it more than he does
She is 10 and a half and still in great condition. I got reminded today on Facebook that 5 years ago today she got her toe amputated after 2 months of fighting an infection that was dissolving the bones.

She would chase balls to exhaustion but I don't throw them much for her these days. She is a cross lab & bearded collie and has a beautiful friendly nature. My daughter was born on the dog's first birthday so she loves telling everyone she shares her birthday with her sister.

She would be best pals with Beau.
 
She is 10 and a half and still in great condition. I got reminded today on Facebook that 5 years ago today she got her toe amputated after 2 months of fighting an infection that was dissolving the bones.

She would chase balls to exhaustion but I don't throw them much for her these days. She is a cross lab & bearded collie and has a beautiful friendly nature. My daughter was born on the dog's first birthday so she loves telling everyone she shares her birthday with her sister.

She would be best pals with Beau.
4 years ago we were told Boushka had an over active thyroid and a heart murmur, things didn't look good, she gets her medicine everyday and at 15 years old she genuinely still acts like a kitten most days. Mon the pets! 😻
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A nice sunny afternoon so we played ball in the backyard
He loves playing tug o' war and growls like a pup when you try and get his ball off him
Then once he 'wins' he runs off like a young one, and brings it back to do all over again
He's some Bhoy, our Beau
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HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL:

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in
left arm and repeat process.

3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear
paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap.
Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

😎 Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill inside end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12) Call fire brigade to retrieve the f------ cat from tree across
the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.

13) Tie the little b**tard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak filet. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the
emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and remove pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15) Arrange for RSPCA to collect "mutant cat from hell" and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL:

1) Wrap it in cheese.
 
Just to let you all know that Dilligaf asked me to thank everyone here that messaged him after the sad passing of his beautiful bhoy Beau. He's going to take a break from the Noise to grieve properly. Hopefully he'll recall all the good times and smile.

Mon the Beau!!! 😥
Sad news only just found oh that's a shame a beautiful big dog , my sisters collie died last week went into it's bed in the afternoon and never woke up ,she's devastated

mon the beau ''
 
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