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aye he should have ,,,,he's shite at takin picturesYou should have laid doon on yer belly and got a better POV
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Bellshill bhoy
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Only trouble is wi the extra lockdown lbs I’ve added, I’m taller lying doon than stonin up
Smelltheg-love
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Hobbies
I couldn’t get involved in this thread before because since I’ve invaded the noise accountancy, tax and bringing up kids has pretty much been it for me if late. Jack d is in there but that’s a battle I think I win till morning. It’s not a hobby I want.
I used to play golf, seriously when young but was unfortunately cack handed. Competitive as fuck I was but naturally when the game is about the sweet science of timing and rhythm, I was as fucked then as I am tonight, so it was a battle with the golf swing.
I remember going for a golf lesson, I’m too wayward and the pro said, I can’t give you help with that swing, an octopus being electrocuted is what springs to mind and if I could give the octopus advice it would be stay away from the source.
I know you’ve played for years locally and done pretty well considering but, with those mechanics will never be as good as your effort and attitude. Change your grip start from scratch etc. My dad handed me a left handed golf club at 11 and being right handed, left footed and pig headed made it work. With that set up drums were fucked.
after my interest held, he bought me right handed clubs but I kept the same grip.
After years of giving it my best and just coming up short, I fell away from the game, decided to channel my energies into something I was good at.
Earning £30 a week and paying maw £10 for digs and £15 for lunches and buses, some life choices had to be made. So to get the best out of my early years and became a pro at lumbering the heaviest bird in the toon and being home before I had to buy a drink. Could go out every night then.
For years refused a double bed in my room. If they can sleep comfortably, they stay. They’re that big they couldn’t fit in a single themselves never mind with me. And they were more grateful and tried harder in fairness. As finances improved so did standards
Now I’ve not played in so long it’s way pre-covid. But I play the game naturally now and I’m just cack.
but in the middle of nowhere, few cans, few spliffs, no phone, I revelled in it.
Playing partners would break clubs etc over a bogey. Me, I’d shank it 10 yards, shrug and enjoy those 10 yards as though they were my last 10 yards. The difference being at that moment in time there’s nothing better than that acceptance that your shite but you get your kicks from just being there, the opportunity doesn’t go amiss
Same game but viewed differently
hic
I couldn’t get involved in this thread before because since I’ve invaded the noise accountancy, tax and bringing up kids has pretty much been it for me if late. Jack d is in there but that’s a battle I think I win till morning. It’s not a hobby I want.
I used to play golf, seriously when young but was unfortunately cack handed. Competitive as fuck I was but naturally when the game is about the sweet science of timing and rhythm, I was as fucked then as I am tonight, so it was a battle with the golf swing.
I remember going for a golf lesson, I’m too wayward and the pro said, I can’t give you help with that swing, an octopus being electrocuted is what springs to mind and if I could give the octopus advice it would be stay away from the source.
I know you’ve played for years locally and done pretty well considering but, with those mechanics will never be as good as your effort and attitude. Change your grip start from scratch etc. My dad handed me a left handed golf club at 11 and being right handed, left footed and pig headed made it work. With that set up drums were fucked.
after my interest held, he bought me right handed clubs but I kept the same grip.
After years of giving it my best and just coming up short, I fell away from the game, decided to channel my energies into something I was good at.
Earning £30 a week and paying maw £10 for digs and £15 for lunches and buses, some life choices had to be made. So to get the best out of my early years and became a pro at lumbering the heaviest bird in the toon and being home before I had to buy a drink. Could go out every night then.
For years refused a double bed in my room. If they can sleep comfortably, they stay. They’re that big they couldn’t fit in a single themselves never mind with me. And they were more grateful and tried harder in fairness. As finances improved so did standards
Now I’ve not played in so long it’s way pre-covid. But I play the game naturally now and I’m just cack.
but in the middle of nowhere, few cans, few spliffs, no phone, I revelled in it.
Playing partners would break clubs etc over a bogey. Me, I’d shank it 10 yards, shrug and enjoy those 10 yards as though they were my last 10 yards. The difference being at that moment in time there’s nothing better than that acceptance that your shite but you get your kicks from just being there, the opportunity doesn’t go amiss
Same game but viewed differently
hic
Hoopy427
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How the fuck did you find this thread??Hobbies
I couldn’t get involved in this thread before because since I’ve invaded the noise accountancy, tax and bringing up kids has pretty much been it for me if late. Jack d is in there but that’s a battle I think I win till morning. It’s not a hobby I want.
I used to play golf, seriously when young but was unfortunately cack handed. Competitive as fuck I was but naturally when the game is about the sweet science of timing and rhythm, I was as fucked then as I am tonight, so it was a battle with the golf swing.
I remember going for a golf lesson, I’m too wayward and the pro said, I can’t give you help with that swing, an octopus being electrocuted is what springs to mind and if I could give the octopus advice it would be stay away from the source.
I know you’ve played for years locally and done pretty well considering but, with those mechanics will never be as good as your effort and attitude. Change your grip start from scratch etc. My dad handed me a left handed golf club at 11 and being right handed, left footed and pig headed made it work. With that set up drums were fucked.
after my interest held, he bought me right handed clubs but I kept the same grip.
After years of giving it my best and just coming up short, I fell away from the game, decided to channel my energies into something I was good at.
Earning £30 a week and paying maw £10 for digs and £15 for lunches and buses, some life choices had to be made. So to get the best out of my early years and became a pro at lumbering the heaviest bird in the toon and being home before I had to buy a drink. Could go out every night then.
For years refused a double bed in my room. If they can sleep comfortably, they stay. They’re that big they couldn’t fit in a single themselves never mind with me. And they were more grateful and tried harder in fairness. As finances improved so did standards
Now I’ve not played in so long it’s way pre-covid. But I play the game naturally now and I’m just cack.
but in the middle of nowhere, few cans, few spliffs, no phone, I revelled in it.
Playing partners would break clubs etc over a bogey. Me, I’d shank it 10 yards, shrug and enjoy those 10 yards as though they were my last 10 yards. The difference being at that moment in time there’s nothing better than that acceptance that your shite but you get your kicks from just being there, the opportunity doesn’t go amiss
Same game but viewed differently
hic
The Shamrock
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That's a different hobby!
Smelltheg-love
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I hunted m8
Oh and ps
The real reason for looking was below but the golf came from nowhere
My 6 year old built these over the weekend
It’d be cheaper buying bags of cocaine for her than Lego but hey ho
A year ago, she didn’t have the patience but watched as I built all sorts of things for her
I tried her again Friday
300 pieces each
She loved it, took a couple of hours to each
So proud, I asked if she needed help and her reply was ‘daddy you told me that the day I wiped my own butt was the day I became a big girl’.
Her wee sister will destroy them in seconds given the chance but that’s life eh
where the fuck did that
come from Must have been the ex saying I look like I’m smuggling a club onto my own couch
that’s to protect any burglars from her was my reply
hic
Smelltheg-love
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I thought I’d resurrect it
Found it months ago after my blow up hoopy doll punctured but forgot to post
DILLIGAF
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He shanked it and ended up in here
and some amateur photography 
Brimcbhoy
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Don't those fish look angry?
Winter
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I'm not sure of the relevance of the fish in the mural perhaps shes a pisces like me
Brimcbhoy
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Maybe it's an advert for 'Plenty of Fish'.I'm not sure of the relevance of the fish in the mural perhaps shes a pisces like me
Winter
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Aye feed the thousands of the east end ( only a fiver eachMaybe it's an advert for 'Plenty of Fish'.
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Bellshill bhoy
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Winter
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Knew David Murray was hiding somewhereYou have to zoom in here to see what I inadvertently captured I was well happy with it
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