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I watched that! Fuckin brutal.
At least he gave the charity 5 grand, no a bad cunt, he'd be an even better cunt if he'd given them 20 grand right enough! 😹
He'd have been better if the multimillionaire Redknapp had paid taxes on the £189 grand bungs he was handed in in brown envelopes for transfer deals rather than squirreling that money away in a Monaco bank account set up in his dog's name (though I must point out that a jury somehow found him not guilty of tax evasion!)!
 
He's a Tight Cunt m8, Fukin 50 grands Fuk Aw tae him & that wiz probably his appearance money! Nae idea why the 🤡🤡 Clowns so popular, sums the Fukin English up.. Thik as Fuk & full ae ARSEHOLES!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even the arrogant Clarkson with the last girl...
The question..
Which of these Good Morning Britain REGULARS, is the Medical expert..
A. Hillary Jones
D. Ross King

She says I'll ask you Jeremy..
"I know Hillary Jones is a Doctor on TV, but he might be on Ch 4 or Ch 5"
Read the fukkin question Jeremy ya tit.
 
He'd have been better if the multimillionaire Redknapp had paid taxes on the £189 grand bungs he was handed in in brown envelopes for transfer deals rather than squirreling that money away in a Monaco bank account set up in his dog's name (though I must point out that a jury somehow found him not guilty of tax evasion!)!
Don't talk to me about tax, I've spent the day trying to prove my online identity to the HMRC so I can join PAYE as an employer and according to them I'm not me!
I'm registered for vat, I'm registered for corporation tax, I have a P60 that they sent me but I'm not me according to them!
So I phone the bastards, wait for an hour, then get an automated message saying you need your PAYE reference number to use this service!!!

If I had a PAYE reference number I wouldn't be phoning you ffs! At that point I gave up and opened a Stella.
 
Even the arrogant Clarkson with the last girl...
The question..
Which of these Good Morning Britain REGULARS, is the Medical expert..
A. Hillary Jones
D. Ross King

She says I'll ask you Jeremy..
"I know Hillary Jones is a Doctor on TV, but he might be on Ch 4 or Ch 5"
Read the fukkin question Jeremy ya tit.
I've never watched it since the odious Clarkson took over.
 
Don't talk to me about tax, I've spent the day trying to prove my online identity to the HMRC so I can join PAYE as an employer and according to them I'm not me!
I'm registered for vat, I'm registered for corporation tax, I have a P60 that they sent me but I'm not me according to them!
So I phone the bastards, wait for an hour, then get an automated message saying you need your PAYE reference number to use this service!!!

If I had a PAYE reference number I wouldn't be phoning you ffs! At that point I gave up and opened a Stella.
Gambling is NEVER the answer but Stella is🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Even the arrogant Clarkson with the last girl...
The question..
Which of these Good Morning Britain REGULARS, is the Medical expert..
A. Hillary Jones
D. Ross King

She says I'll ask you Jeremy..
"I know Hillary Jones is a Doctor on TV, but he might be on Ch 4 or Ch 5"
Read the fukkin question Jeremy ya tit.
Turned it oor efter Rednapp but it's Defo Ross the Boss🤣🤣🤣.. Canny be Hillary, that's a burd surely?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Where the f... has everyone gone? Its Friday night. 🤷‍♂️
Dull as fuck eh Bri? I'll tell you another tax story to send you to sleep ....

If I had a Northern Ireland driving licence the HMRC would accept my identity.

I assumed that was a typo and meant to say GB and Northern Ireland driving licence, so I fired in my licence details thinking ha sorted.
Reply- this is not a Northern Ireland driving licence we still don't recognise you!

How fucking racist is that?
 
Dull as fuck eh Bri? I'll tell you another tax story to send you to sleep ....

If I had a Northern Ireland driving licence the HMRC would accept my identity.

I assumed that was a typo and meant to say GB and Northern Ireland driving licence, so I fired in my licence details thinking ha sorted.
Reply- this is not a Northern Ireland driving licence we still don't recognise you!

How fucking racist is that?
You sure ur no Sir Sean living in the Canaries? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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