Melancholy tonight, any funny stories

Jeesusss h Christ,,a thot it was quite hard for they poor serial killers trying to get there game face on!!but seems it’s easy Peasy ,,,jist roll up in your car “buy a newspaper and wait till shutting time ,,,,


It wasn’t shuttingtime it was about 10:30pm
 
This you way the mad taxi driver?


I can handle myself. So no. Not really. But i don’t mind sharing i did in actual fact get a fright when i realised.

Even i know its a possibility for someone bigger and stronger per say.

Thankfully he was just a quiet good looking boy who was bemused with getting telt.

The fright for me is what could have happened or what could happen.

My safety is always in peril when i drink, im too trusting and think everyones as upfront and honest as me.

When im sober i trust no-one because i know people arent.
 
Andys a bit of a bellend,,looks like he’s stole his wife’s phone and she’s due in??dick,,,wits going on way his colour scheme looks like green white and gold??and his t shirt,,,,zooooooooooomer.
Andy has spent the whole afternoon cutting the tops of gripfill tubes and is worse for wear, He is to all intense purposes an infiltrator,but no body has told him a hun that likes green and fairy lights, go to his page there is more , he is in some sort of Mel Gibson melt down , I thought it was a pilot for a show.
 
Andy has spent the whole afternoon cutting the tops of gripfill tubes and is worse for wear, He is to all intense purposes an infiltrator,but no body has told him a hun that likes green and fairy lights, go to his page there is more , he is in some sort of Mel Gibson melt down , I thought it was a pilot for a show.

He obviously lives in cloud cuckoo land if he thinks mad dug is worth £25m. ?
 
Andy has spent the whole afternoon cutting the tops of gripfill tubes and is worse for wear, He is to all intense purposes an infiltrator,but no body has told him a hun that likes green and fairy lights, go to his page there is more , he is in some sort of Mel Gibson melt down , I thought it was a pilot for a show.
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I can handle myself. So no. Not really. But i don’t mind sharing i did in actual fact get a fright when i realised.

Even i know its a possibility for someone bigger and stronger per say.

Thankfully he was just a quiet good looking boy who was bemused with getting telt.

The fright for me is what could have happened or what could happen.

My safety is always in peril when i drink, im too trusting and think everyones as upfront and honest as me.

When im sober i trust no-one because i know people arent.

Awe joking aside it musta been scary,alls well that ends well.....?
 
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