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LOL @ the fucking Huns. Again.

LOL @ the fucking Huns.

SANDMAN'S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v ST.MADMEN "Five to win, baby Win all five And no Huns here get out alive." - Jim Morrison, The Doors, 'Five To One'. ROXIE - 6.5/10 You fucking tell him, Joe... Highlight of the first-half as the MIB gets an earful, then backs off shiteing it as Joe...

SANDMAN'S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ GIEDI PRIME "Pay attention to your enemies. For they are first to discover your mistakes." - Antisthenes ROXIE - 7/10 Farewell tour of cesspits ends in the biggest football swamp of all, the Klan Klubhouse. And though he conceded 3, the big fella...

SANDMAN'S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ THE BABYLON CLUB "The blind cannot see. The MIBs will not see." - Russian proverb. ROXIE - 5.5/10 A return to the scene of the crime - his first and only red card last September - and Joe must have felt the area was still cordoned off, given the...

Thanks. Sorted. Long live The Prestwick Pele.

SANDMAN'S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v ST.ALISTAIR RIGHTBACK "Yes, Saint Patrick is most famed for the legend of him keeping the snakes out of Ireland. Much like Benfica last Thursday night..." - Ian McBride, Professor of Irish history, Oxford University. ROXIE - 6/10 Joe's ragin' and...

SANDMAN'S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v THE MARTINDALE CARTEL "Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible." - Frank Herbert. "Dune" 'Book Three: Scottish Referees'. ROXIE - 7/10 Big Joe and his big toe - that's why...

Get him in there wearing only jeans and a T-Shirt featuring the photo of Beaton in the Bellshill Tavern boozing with the harebrained after cheating us out of that Hun game. Saying nothing, just sits down on a chair in front of their panel, pointing at it and smiling with his big cheesy gnashers.

I want them slaughtered. Humiliated. Mocked across Europe; Used as memes for comical embarrasing footballing incompetence on every kids' phone across the continent by Friday morning. Much more preferrable to hoping they 'stay in and get tired.'

"It is regrettable that criticism, which we generally accept is a part of the game for players and coaches as well as referees, has become much more frequent, disproportionate, and personalised towards our members." No, what's disproportionate is the amount of cheating Hun bastards within your...

SANDMAN'S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ HUNS OF MIDLOTHIAN "Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious." - B.C. Forbes. ROXIE - 6/10 Highlight of the day - calling Shankland a 'shitebag' for not taking their penalty. Probably because even a Hun like him couldn't...

LOL @ the fucking Huns

Interesting to see the slab-faced bizzie with the silver streamer Pritt-sticked onto his cap felt the need to push the helpless boy's head into the ground... Necessary force and all that, aye? Sinister prick.