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[boab1916]

well done mate I know it’s a filthy habit but

Its an addiction and once accepted we are the cure, Every puff no-one made us do it, go for it theres enough material in that link and it covers every base and every thought you want answered, You can do it just keep trying, Mark Twain stopped about 30 times then finally nailed it.

 

[JamSam67]

Good for you , it’s your toast

And I’ll cry I a want ti

HH

 

[Spherical Planet]

Its an addiction and once accepted we are the cure, Every puff no-one made us do it, go for it theres enough material in that link and it covers every base and every thought you want answered, You can do it just keep trying, Mark Twain stopped about 30 times then finally nailed it.

I differ to agree, Boab. My big brother made me smoke due to some madcap gonky theory that if he got caught then it would'nae be so bad if I was on the tabs as well???

When my ald fella caught me dipping his deck, he went up to the shop and bought 20 capstan and made me smoke one after another. I got through three before I spewed my ring up, but it appeared to work..........for a week.

On my 13th birthday he took me to the Craigoul Bar and bought me a pint, a nip and 20 Regal (he tried to fix me up wie sweaty Betty too, but I managed to wrangle oot o' that). Now that's what you call good parenthood..........jail sentences, failed marriages, numerous sackings and psychological issues aside, it didn't do me any harm!!!!

Cheers Da'........God rest you!!!

 

[Winter]

No too fond ae scrambled eggs though, the last time ah had scrambled eggs, ah had a feckin heart attack!

It's making the scrambled eggs is a pain in the erse i always end up with it sticking to the pot

 

[JamSam67]

It's making the scrambled eggs is a pain in the erse i always end up with it sticking to the pot

Dae it in the microwave Winter tastes fine and nae ffs fuss yi need a welders torch and industrial bleach to clean a pot

HH

 

[Tony]

Dae it in the microwave Winter tastes fine and nae ffs fuss yi need a welders torch and industrial bleach to clean a pot

HH

Tastes shite in the micro mate!

 

[Tony]

It's making the scrambled eggs is a pain in the erse i always end up with it sticking to the pot

Use a non stick pan and spray with non stick cooking spray ,sorted!!

 

[TET]

The best boiled egg is get your water boiling first, then put your egg in for exactly 5 minutes. Your welcome.
Incidentally, I'd rather eggs than fags!

As a chinaman once said it tastes rubbery

 

[JamSam67]

Tastes shite in the micro mate!

Naw it disnae if yi dae it rite um naw sherpinin chisels bud

HH

 

[Winter]

Use a non stick pan and spray with non stick cooking spray ,sorted!!

That's just complicated better just boiling it for 3-3.5 mins might get lucky

 

[The Shamrock]

This thread is full of Fanny Craddocks!!!!

 

[tictastic]

This thread is full of Fanny Craddocks!!!!

I`m sorely tempted......

 

[JamSam67]

This thread is full of Fanny Craddocks!!!!

Aye Delia Hockeystickytoffee.

HH

 

[The Shamrock]

I`m sorely tempted......

Ano. Or just fannies. There, I said it for you tic.

 

[Ian65]

Ano. Or just fannies. There, I said it for you tic.

Or fanny crabbits or crabbit fannies

 

[tictastic]

Ano. Or just fannies. There, I said it for you tic.

Thanks

 

[JamSam67]

Or fanny crabbits or crabbit fannies

Crabby fannies that needs antibiotics
Soonds sair

HH

 

[Ian65]

Crabby fannies that needs antibiotics
Soonds sair

HH

Ouch

 

[Weedocbhoy60]

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Hard boiled eggs if managed badly can be quite rubbery but with a bit of luck everybody knows that 3 to 3.5 minutes makes a nice soft boiled egg no too runny and just so much more tasty than the 7 minute ones.

imo

Eggsactly right TET.

 

[The Deadner]

I fuckin love poached eggs, but my favourite type of egg is the scotch egg. And I'm not just lickin arse sayin that. We used to get them in school and there would be a killin match for extras. Actually eatin duck eggs at the minute. Way nicer than fags!