I better come up with a cunning plan, Lubo.How will it end!!!! My nerves are shredded to bits POD!!! I really hope this thread has a sequel!!
trips across the border
8 years old Primary 4 Refusing to be an Altar Bhoy the money I’m about to lose fur weddings and Funerals daftie. Going back to Ireland for ma Holidays in a Caravanette
new asains moved into the street tasted my first chapati can get a chapati at anybodys door1st Celtic game at paradise v Hibs
+ league cup final v hibs
It’s Mibbies a bank holiday BB Hope yir naw jumping to Countdooclusions.Whit wan is it? 70 or 71 whit chance huv we goat, if ye Cannie count backwards fae 100
71 Seven years old learnt ti swim but being a daft wee cunt decided that the deep end was different so decided to jump in near the pool side and the steps oops caught the underside of ma chin ffs blood and snotters everyfuckinwhere. Fanny yes but no tears that waters a riddysaver nice wee scar
Big six hoping to learn ti Swim canny wait
So you thought you were Tom Daley and mate a cunt of it?71 Seven years old learnt ti swim but being a daft wee cunt decided that the deep end was different so decided to jump in near the pool side and the steps oops caught the underside of ma chin ffs blood and snotters everyfuckinwhere. Fanny yes but no tears that waters a riddysaver nice wee scar
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Aye totally arseholeofittitSo you thought you were Tom Daley and mate a cunt of it?
year of the Duffle coat
And your wee maw was probably gutted you survivedyear of the Duffle coat
My wee maw went down the market and got me n my brothers black bomb proof Duffle coats, not the lightweight stuff ,these were made of donkey jkt material
When you took it off and it would stand on it's own ,like a bat suit for weans , they were gallus for shopliftin pick n mix in woolies they had a massive inside pocket ,and if you did get caught and thumped you felt nothing the material was stronger than kevlar
One winters mornin icey underfoot heading for the double decker for school you could sneak on after the conductress rang the bell n sneak upstairs , this cold morning i slipped and went under the side of the bus just as it pulled away
workers were screaming fainting cars slid to a halt and my hood was hooked on something so i was gettin dragged by the neck went about 30 yrds then it stopped lost a shoe and hears folk screaming i'm deid ,the young uns dead
once i did get pulled out wasn't a mark on me or on the duffle coat am sure mossad used them as bomb blankets , funny looking around at the traffic jams i caused ,,,, sort of gave me some ideas for the future
the duffle went out of fashion when the snorkel parkas arrived a couldn't get one till the duffle wore out so left it on the bus ,let someone else enjoy it
Absolutely brilliant story mate loved it...some of us can relate to that duffle coat ..year of the Duffle coat
My wee maw went down the market and got me n my brothers black bomb proof Duffle coats, not the lightweight stuff ,these were made of donkey jkt material
When you took it off and it would stand on it's own ,like a bat suit for weans , they were gallus for shopliftin pick n mix in woolies they had a massive inside pocket ,and if you did get caught and thumped you felt nothing the material was stronger than kevlar
One winters mornin icey underfoot heading for the double decker for school you could sneak on after the conductress rang the bell n sneak upstairs , this cold morning i slipped and went under the side of the bus just as it pulled away
workers were screaming fainting cars slid to a halt and my hood was hooked on something so i was gettin dragged by the neck went about 30 yrds then it stopped lost a shoe and hears folk screaming i'm deid ,the young uns dead
once i did get pulled out wasn't a mark on me or on the duffle coat am sure mossad used them as bomb blankets , funny looking around at the traffic jams i caused ,,,, sort of gave me some ideas for the future
the duffle went out of fashion when the snorkel parkas arrived a couldn't get one till the duffle wore out so left it on the bus ,let someone else enjoy it
Ma auld man threw me in at lunderston bay Gourock and made me learn probably aroon the same time . ..had to go for it to get away from the Jellyfish.71 Seven years old learnt ti swim but being a daft wee cunt decided that the deep end was different so decided to jump in near the pool side and the steps oops caught the underside of ma chin ffs blood and snotters everyfuckinwhere. Fanny yes but no tears that waters a riddysaver nice wee scar
HH