A transfer, clickbait, football news of any kind & in general just whats on your mind thread

John nó

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Oh deary me, anyone who thought the Ross county 1st half was hard to watch , I've been watching Dundee utd v Livingston and this is the ultimate snooze fest idt theres been a serious attempt at goal , Livi controlling the game better but very little coming from either side , fletcher is woeful not that hes getting much service but it's truly awful stuff
Watching the 2nd half of the man u game and yet the easiest decision to award a Brighton penalty was ignored and this with VAR in play also.
Doesn't sit well with myself when VAR is introduced into Scottish football still as already within the handful of games seen in the new season already then I've got no idea what warrents a peno and what don't nowadays
 

Winter

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Watching the 2nd half of the man u game and yet the easiest decision to award a Brighton penalty was ignored and this with VAR in play also.
Doesn't sit well with myself when VAR is introduced into Scottish football still as already within the handful of games seen in the new season already then I've got no idea what warrents a peno and what don't nowadays
Var will have everyone in uproar it's a certainty.
The English dont know what they're doing after a few seasons what chance the SFA/SPFL?
Utd v livi , I like to be optimistic and believe the 2nd half will be better it cant be worse but I wont be watching that's 45 minutes of my life I'll never get back 😴😴
 

Spherical Planet

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It would appear that Fashion is not quite en vogue at slumtown.

He can't trap a ball, pass a ball, or control a ball, but the wee lad is still a monumental pain in the arse.

Wouldn't it be just the ideal jest to pluck the fuck from the depths of hell itself and perhaps let Ange mould him into a useful tool (tool, currently, being the operative word)?
 

DIGGER1155

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The village idoit is at it again he thinks in his stupid opinion that the fatman is better than Jota and is the best player in the Scottish Premiership sad and delusional idoit he is a embarrassment to football in general Morelost will sign for sevco bcause no one what’s him but it’s fair to say that if Jota applied for a transfer tomorrow there would be a long queue around Celtic park to get him,the village idiot must have a brain the size of pea to make such a statement its the sort of thing you hear a kid say when playing in the street
 

Winter

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The village idoit is at it again he thinks in his stupid opinion that the fatman is better than Jota and is the best player in the Scottish Premiership sad and delusional idoit he is a embarrassment to football in general Morelost will sign for sevco bcause no one what’s him but it’s fair to say that if Jota applied for a transfer tomorrow there would be a long queue around Celtic park to get him,the village idiot must have a brain the size of pea to make such a statement its the sort of thing you hear a kid say when playing in the street
Only hardcore deludamol subscribers will believe that
 

John nó

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The village idoit is at it again he thinks in his stupid opinion that the fatman is better than Jota and is the best player in the Scottish Premiership sad and delusional idoit he is a embarrassment to football in general Morelost will sign for sevco bcause no one what’s him but it’s fair to say that if Jota applied for a transfer tomorrow there would be a long queue around Celtic park to get him,the village idiot must have a brain the size of pea to make such a statement its the sort of thing you hear a kid say when playing in the street
Them dopey hun pricks think that there is a competition ongoing about who is going to get more upon transfer fees from players.
The scum still need money where as we don't, so want to keep the jewels within our crown and what's more them jewels are happy to represent and play for the biggest and best club within Scotland by far.
The record transfer fee still remains at only 25M for KT and we already have a good few worth far more than that within the current transfer market, and if Shirley is worth 20M 😂
Then Jota with many more are worth far more.
To get Jota for 6/7M is an absolute steal and one I didn't think we could actually pull off with him worth far more than that.
Prove himself within the CL and his value could well be worth in the excess of 40M plus bracket, double that if you want to use scum figures.
A player that can score and create so much within todays game is a very valuable asset and even the thickest of hun fucks knows that, which in turn makes fat prick boyd King of the thickest scum hun fucks still imo.
 

Bridie Bhoy

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It is being reported that Gordon McQueen's demetia is worsening and he is quite ill. This is a horrible disease that has afflicted so many footballers from the past.

Personally I think if he hadn't injured himself against Wales in the home nations and so ruling himself out of the world cup that Argentina 1978 would not quite have been the total farcical clusterphuq for us that it became.
 

Hoopy427

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Was watching the woman's triple jumping earlier, why do they wear these wee tiny knickers? Every time they land they get sand in their crack, surely there is more suitable apparel that's a bit more.... sand proof?
And the male divers, why do they wear budgie smugglers? Couldn't they wear the tight shorts that swimmers wear to prevent accidental escapage? 🤷‍♂️
 

Winter

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Was watching the woman's triple jumping earlier, why do they wear these wee tiny knickers? Every time they land they get sand in their crack, surely there is more suitable apparel that's a bit more.... sand proof?
And the male divers, why do they wear budgie smugglers? Couldn't they wear the tight shorts that swimmers wear to prevent accidental escapage? 🤷‍♂️
I thought the womens apparel is lovely and brings more attention to their sports 😜
 

John nó

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Was watching the woman's triple jumping earlier, why do they wear these wee tiny knickers? Every time they land they get sand in their crack, surely there is more suitable apparel that's a bit more.... sand proof?
And the male divers, why do they wear budgie smugglers? Couldn't they wear the tight shorts that swimmers wear to prevent accidental escapage? 🤷‍♂️
You do like to watch some amount of shite upon the box hoopy 😂
 

Bellshill bhoy

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I was watching the games on tv the other night……why, when they have some great artists, singers, bands from Birmingham, black sabbath,Izzy elo, slade,wizard, ocean colour scene, Duran Duran, dexys midnight runners etc
Is the games theme song sung by someone in a reggae Jamaican accent? 🤷‍♂️
 

Bridie Bhoy

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I don't fancy being a ballboy at this ground! But it looks incredible!

"Henningsvaer Stadion is a football field located in the village of Lofoten Islands off the coast of northern Norway. It is considered one of the most beautiful stadiums in the world, just overlooking the beautiful Norwegian Sea not far from the Arctic Circle.

Henningsvaer is a small tourist resort home to 500 fishermen and less than 25,000 inhabitants. Surrounded by sea, the area connects to the main island via a bridge built in 1983.

The stadium field was created by leveling the solid rocky layer, with a synthetic mantle and side grids made up of large racks to prevent the ball from ending up in the water. These same racks are also used to dry cod! An ultra-modern lighting system guarantees the perfect amount of light even during the day. It has no stands and can only host amateur teams."

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John nó

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I don't fancy being a ballboy at this ground! But it looks incredible!

"Henningsvaer Stadion is a football field located in the village of Lofoten Islands off the coast of northern Norway. It is considered one of the most beautiful stadiums in the world, just overlooking the beautiful Norwegian Sea not far from the Arctic Circle.

Henningsvaer is a small tourist resort home to 500 fishermen and less than 25,000 inhabitants. Surrounded by sea, the area connects to the main island via a bridge built in 1983.

The stadium field was created by leveling the solid rocky layer, with a synthetic mantle and side grids made up of large racks to prevent the ball from ending up in the water. These same racks are also used to dry cod! An ultra-modern lighting system guarantees the perfect amount of light even during the day. It has no stands and can only host amateur teams."

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Bet they wouldn't allow Ryan Christy to play on that pitch BB 😂
 

Hoopy427

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I know you all like a moan about the record but in my experience there's one "news" paper that tops the lot when it comes to shit journalism and non existent editing. I give you the daily express....in a recent poll whether Bojo should stay as pm, 79% said yes, 20% said yes and 1% didn't know.
I promise this isn't a mock up I just screen shot it from their site. They must try really hard to be that incompetent!
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Hoopy427

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Just received an email kidding on they were my bank.............dirty scamming bastards, should be taken out and hung from the nearest lampost!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:
I was actually gonny put a post up about that Tic, I've had texts recently from banks, hmrc, various parcel delivery companies and even the NHS, all scams, worth everyone being on their guard, especially the auld doddery wans like Kel....
 
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