Spherical Planet
Well-known member
Forget alternative league tables, I want to consider an alternative parallel universe where derangers are a progressive, charitable and multicultural football club.
They changed their stadium name to Mecca (which may occur in this universe if the bingo gets their way) and incorporated a Chapel, a synagogue, a mosque and a Dave kingdom hall.
Their new hummel kit (available in sports direct outlets sometime in December) is representative of the LGBT community and their away kit features a hijab to show solidarity with the Muslim sisterhood.
The disband-the-Union, save-the-panda-bears created a tifo bearing the legend: Give Ireland back to the Irish and they held an on field Mass on St Patrick's Day.
They don't care about winning trophies, they're all about winning hearts and minds and paying their taxes.
The fact is, is that's there more chance of this actually becoming a reality in our current universe, than there is of these fuckwits ever finding a braincell and winning the league in it.
They changed their stadium name to Mecca (which may occur in this universe if the bingo gets their way) and incorporated a Chapel, a synagogue, a mosque and a Dave kingdom hall.
Their new hummel kit (available in sports direct outlets sometime in December) is representative of the LGBT community and their away kit features a hijab to show solidarity with the Muslim sisterhood.
The disband-the-Union, save-the-panda-bears created a tifo bearing the legend: Give Ireland back to the Irish and they held an on field Mass on St Patrick's Day.
They don't care about winning trophies, they're all about winning hearts and minds and paying their taxes.
The fact is, is that's there more chance of this actually becoming a reality in our current universe, than there is of these fuckwits ever finding a braincell and winning the league in it.