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Maria
Guest
Could do with a boost. ?
M
Maria
Guest
Not even a wee one?
M
Maria
Guest
Surely you have one Tic. Your the funny guy ?
tictastic
Well-known member
Will do, just give me a wee minute to get my breath back, been gardening.
M
Maria
Guest
Your not called ally are ye ?
tictastic
Well-known member
tictastic
Well-known member
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire ?
“Same time next month?”
“Same time next month?”
tictastic
Well-known member
Son: "Dad, how much does it cost to get married?"
Dad: "I don't know son, I'm still paying".
Dad: "I don't know son, I'm still paying".
tictastic
Well-known member
A naked woman robbed a bank
Nobody could remember her face
Nobody could remember her face
tictastic
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A little boy says, ‘Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her
Dad: That happens everywhere.
Dad: That happens everywhere.
Lubos left peg
Well-known member
Man walks into a bar...tell the barman that he reckons Morelos is worth £25 million ??????
I'll get my coat ?
I'll get my coat ?
tictastic
Well-known member
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral...
There will be no coffin at his funeral...
tictastic
Well-known member
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling.
The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
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Maria
Guest
Thanks bhoys keep em comin
Ally
Well-known member
Happy Mothers day Maria and to all Mothers in the Celtic family. ??
