Auchinleck Talbot v Celtic, Scottish Cup 4th Round, Rugby Park, Sunday 18th Jan 5.30pm kick off

Some fans blame Dermot. Some fans blame Lawwell. Some fans blame Nicholson, Tisdale, Brendan, Walfried, Lawwell Jr or Strachan Jr.

But you are all wrong. Very, very wrong. The real blame lies entirely with Mary who does our laundry. You see, left accidentally did a boilwash on our strips and it appears the shirts have now shrunk to fit the importers who are disgracing the Hoops far too often this season.

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Some fans blame Dermot. Some fans blame Lawwell. Some fans blame Nicholson, Tisdale, Brendan, Walfried, Lawwell Jr or Strachan Jr.

But you are all wrong. Very, very wrong. The real blame lies entirely with Mary who does our laundry. You see, left accidentally did a boilwash on our strips and it appears the shirts have now shrunk to fit the importers who are disgracing the Hoops far too often this season.

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Didn't see the game, I take it we were as poor as expected and proved there is no depth to the squad?
In London and got text from my youngest son who was at the game and it said "borefest"
Naw. We are world class and better than Brazil 1970. Bollockwasher was MotM but he was hard-pushed by the entire team who were all like Messi at his prime.

We can safely sell a few more of our regular starters for £10millions without any fear. In fact we'd probably be even stronger and must surely be red-hot favourites for next season's Champions League trophy?
 
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