Call it Out - Has Called Them Out

[the great jc]

I'd like to accept that award on behalf of Dundee, JC

No doubt the stunning architecture, positive use of green spaces, and the beautiful population must have made that decision easy for the judges.

Either that or we had Dipshit Dave dishing out more dirty brown bribe bags filled with his ill-gotten gains.

I have no qualms awarding you that award you were awarded.... SP.
Dundee's finest.
Definitely the best place in Scotland....this side of Andromeda....I'mean Govan.. I said Govan Shammy and Maria....crawl, crawl!!

Would have recommended you get it anyway.. and very happy to lose it to you ....the astute, adroit, perceptive, shrewd, discerning AND insightful SP......can't think of anyone this side of Govan more deserving than you bud...

(see wot a' did there SP?) (see wot a' did)
The girls are all happy now.....that side of 'erm Scotland.... shall we say!
..... 'Am no daft!

 

[Maria]

Many a mickle makes a muckle and speaking of which, where's oor Michael the night? ?

Diamonds and michael duffy springs to mind? ?

 

[Spherical Planet]

I have no qualms awarding you that award you were awarded.... SP.
Dundee's finest.
Definitely the best place in Scotland....this side of Andromeda....I'mean Govan.. I said Govan Shammy and Maria....crawl, crawl!!

Would have recommended you get it anyway.. and very happy to lose it to you ....the astute, adroit, perceptive, shrewd, discerning AND insightful SP......can't think of anyone this side of Govan more deserving than you bud...

(see wot a' did there SP?) (see wot a' did)
The girls are all happy now.....that side of 'erm Scotland.... shall we say!
..... 'Am no daft!

JC, I dropped myself in that deep dark pit a while back and I'm still trying to dig myself oot.

They West Coast lassies hae some memory, so it'll take a lot more suckin up (and probably some jewellery) to get oot o this ane

 

[Maria]

I have no qualms awarding you that award you were awarded.... SP.
Dundee's finest.
Definitely the best place in Scotland....this side of Andromeda....I'mean Govan.. I said Govan Shammy and Maria....crawl, crawl!!

Would have recommended you get it anyway.. and very happy to lose it to you ....the astute, adroit, perceptive, shrewd, discerning AND insightful SP......can't think of anyone this side of Govan more deserving than you bud...

(see wot a' did there SP?) (see wot a' did)
The girls are all happy now.....that side of 'erm Scotland.... shall we say!
..... 'Am no daft!

I think y’all sit on the fence too much in Dundee ??

 

[Spherical Planet]

I think y’all sit on the fence too much in Dundee ??

We're the Diplomatic Corp, Maria!!!

It's the general lack of fence-sitting that gets Dundonians in trouble.

That's years of negotiating and dealing with our fellow citizens messes that's got us where we are.

 

[The Shamrock]

I think y’all sit on the fence too much in Dundee ??

? ? ?

 

[Maria]

We're the Diplomatic Corp, Maria!!!

It's the general lack of fence-sitting that gets Dundonians in trouble.

That's years of negotiating and dealing with our fellow citizens messes that's got us where we are.

Ach fuck that pal. I just can’t help masel fae tellin it how it is ??

You are clearly a nicer person ??

 

[The Shamrock]

We're the Diplomatic Corp, Maria!!!

It's the general lack of fence-sitting that gets Dundonians in trouble.

That's years of negotiating and dealing with our fellow citizens messes that's got us where we are.

Away and negotiate a brexshit deal then.

 

[the great jc]

Bang out of order Shammy ??

Poor JC getting pie-handled by a govanite ??

Its awright JC, Coatbridge loves ye pal ?

While working in the Edinburgh Woolen Mill in Coatbridge in 2002, I met a wee cracker of a lass who lived in a flat in a place I think was called Broomhill St or place or began with Broom... something......
wonder if it still exists......

 

[Maria]

While working in the Edinburgh Woolen Mill in Coatbridge in 2002, I met a wee cracker of a lass who lived in a flat in a place I think was called Broomhill St or place or began with Broom... something......
wonder if it still exists......

Broom? Wiz she a foxy witch ??

Never heard of a broom n a lot of hun mingers worked ther pal.

Sorry ?

 

[Maria]

Away and negotiate a brexshit deal then.

Ooft harsh ghirl. Did he steal a pie off you? ?????

 

[the great jc]

JC, I dropped myself in that deep dark pit a while back and I'm still trying to dig myself oot.

They West Coast lassies hae some memory, so it'll take a lot more suckin up (and probably some jewellery) to get oot o this ane

...I've got a ladder and could help pull you out mate......unless... of course you don't want to be rescued from Shammy and Maria........
I understand if you told me to piss off bud......but could ye handle them both....Ha ha ha

 

[Spherical Planet]

...I've got a ladder and could help pull you out mate......unless... of course you don't want to be rescued from Shammy and Maria........
I understand if you told me to piss off bud......but could ye handle them both....Ha ha ha

FFS, JC.........I was digging deeper to get away from them!!!!

The red-hot gates of hell seemed like a safer option

 

[Maria]

...I've got a ladder and could help pull you out mate......unless... of course you don't want to be rescued from Shammy and Maria........
I understand if you told me to piss off bud......but could ye handle them both....Ha ha ha

That kitty cat couldn’t handle shammy at 5 years old get yer ladder ??

 

[The Shamrock]

...I've got a ladder and could help pull you out mate......unless... of course you don't want to be rescued from Shammy and Maria........
I understand if you told me to piss off bud......but could ye handle them both....Ha ha ha

He's nae juggler, JC. ?

 

[Maria]

He's nae juggler, JC. ?

Doubt we’d fit in his hands anyway ghirl. He needs tae juggle somit else

 

[Maria]

Ano bucket boys balls. Oor wullie ???

 

[The Shamrock]

Good night good tims. X

 

[Spherical Planet]

Doubt we’d fit in his hands anyway ghirl. He needs tae juggle somit else

Aye, my kebab and my bottle of lambrini!!!

 

[The Shamrock]

Ano bucket boys balls. Oor wullie ???

A'body's wullie.