The Shamrock
Well-known member
I just received an e-mail from TV Licensing saying my payment didn't go through properly weeks ago and would I just pay it again. Aye right so ah will. Fkn scammers.
Is the days always this longGot warned about dodgy watsapp messages earlier so dont click on them if you get any
If you get an email titled "ding dong" dont open it, its Jehovah's Witnesses working from home!Got warned about dodgy watsapp messages earlier so dont click on them if you get any
Did you ever let them in your house ?If you get an email titled "ding dong" dont open it, its Jehovah's Witnesses working from home!
This is why pensioners have lunch at 10am, dinner at 2pm and go to bed at 7pm! Fucking boredomIs the days always this long
This is why pensioners have lunch at 10am, dinner at 2pm and go to bed at 7pm! Fucking boredom
Hud ma dinner got ma supper oan be in bed fur hauf two up for 8 o’clock fuck meThis is why pensioners have lunch at 10am, dinner at 2pm and go to bed at 7pm! Fucking boredom
Wait till you get to 4-in-a-bed. I thought it was afternoon porn, turns out it's euthanasia in TV form.Is the days always this long
Hud ma dinner got ma supper oan be in bed fur hauf two up for 8 o’clock fuck me
The Mormons were pure bastards, Tony. Two stunning lassies would accost you in the town and ask if they could visit you at home.Did you ever let them in your house ?
I just received an e-mail from TV Licensing saying my payment didn't go through properly weeks ago and would I just pay it again. Aye right so ah will. Fkn scammers.
The Mormons were pure bastards, Tony. Two stunning lassies would accost you in the town and ask if they could visit you at home.
Get back and Hoover up, stash the filth, wash the dishes and spray some deodorant as an air freshener.
'Ding Dong' and there's two fucking American footballers trying to barge their way in and steal your bank details
Pure bastards..........
He should have holy ordered them to send Marie Osmond up to my hooseMy da used to bring them in and as a devout Catholic and clever man, they used to go away practically taking Holy Orders.
Think of how they got them?Think of the poor wee bastard having to fire out 60 million texts, fingers must be throbbin!
Hope they have a free text bundle or they're in deep shit.!
Nailed it Shammy.Couldn't believe it when I saw her on the telly recently, nearly didn't recognise her. She was a good-looking woman who has just surrendered to vanity without realising that ageing naturally is far more beautiful than having a false face on.
aye we lengthened it to gie you more time to attack docco,,,,go for itIs the days always this long
And for Thai Tim to catch up with his copy and pastingaye we lengthened it to gie you more time to attack docco,,,,go for it
I think she's put a SPELL on you lot. Havin said that, a wid. Wi the wife's permission, of course.Now there is a face that hasn’t had any work done fur fuck sake how much did that cost
watch it grow againI'm thinking about cutting the grass, but I'm worried. If I cut it today what will I do for the rest of the .....month.