Celtic act to alleviate cost of living (greed) crisis.

Lets jist give everyone a million quid, the morra. Shouldn't be that hard, the conservatives have the money tree as they showed during lockdown. Apparently they've forgot where it is when it comes to the wee angels, the nurses, when its come to wages. But lets just give everyone a million quid, the morra.
Whos going to work?
 
Miraculous you call it, babe
You ain't seen nothing yet
They've got Pepsi in the Andes
They've McDonalds in Tibet
Yosemite's been turned into
A golf course for the Japs
And the Dead Sea is alive with rap
Between the Tigris and Euphrates
There's a leisure centre now
They've got all kinds of sports
They've got Bermuda shorts
They had sex in Pennsylvania
A Brazilian grew a tree
And a doctor in Manhattan
Saved a dying man for free
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
Another miracle
By the grace of God Almighty
And the pressures of marketplace
The human race has civilized itself
It's a miracle
We've got a warehouse of butter
We've got oceans of wine
We've got famine when we need it
We've got a designer crime
We've got Mercedes
We've got Porsche
Ferrari and Rolls Royce
Yeah...
We've got a choice
She said meet me
In the Garden of Gethsemane my dear
The Lord said Peter I can see
Your house from here
An honest man
Finally reaped what he had sown
And a farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
Another miracle
By the grace of God Almighty
And pressures of marketplace
The human race has civilized itself
It's a miracle
We cower in our shelters
With our hands over our ears
Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
Runs for years and years and years
An earthquake hits the theatre
But the operetta lingers
Then the piano lid comes down
And breaks his fucking fingers
It's a miracle

 
Lets jist give everyone a million quid, the morra. Shouldn't be that hard, the conservatives have the money tree as they showed during lockdown. Apparently they've forgot where it is when it comes to the wee angels, the nurses, when its come to wages. But lets just give everyone a million quid, the morra.
Whos going to work?
Me I’m skint bud what’s a million these days oh and I’m freezing and hungry
Where do yi sign oan
Nadim Zahawi
Ex Government meenister
Expert at Tax avoidance maistly
Will ask the questions fur cash
Looking shady is ma forte
Geez a joab

HH 😉 💰
 

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