Celtic Noise FC - First XI

[Spherical Planet]

On the contrary, Boyd HAS to commentate AND interview us postgame, so we can answer his questions with, "You realize that was the stupidest question ever, right?" or "How does it feel to be so wrong so often" or "Did ye, aye?"

Larry, the usual Scottish response would be "eat this ye bassa" before promptly landing a right/left hook on the fat fucks kisser.

 

[lcafiero]

So let me write that down, SP: No sarcasm, just a left hook. Got it.

Wondering if I should dye the top of my head blond like another left back playing for the Hoops . . . .

 

[Spherical Planet]

So let me write that down, SP: No sarcasm, just a left hook. Got it.

Wondering if I should dye the top of my head blond like another left back playing for the Hoops . . . .

You might need to get some of Dirty Donald's bronzer too, Larry.

 

[boab1916]

The Holy Grund! ☘

Divine Interstellavention MD

 

[boab1916]

On the contrary, Boyd HAS to commentate AND interview us postgame, so we can answer his questions with, "You realize that was the stupidest question ever, right?" or "How does it feel to be so wrong so often" or "Did ye, aye?"

Or how do you manage 10 pies before the interview.

 

[boab1916]

So let me write that down, SP: No sarcasm, just a left hook. Got it.

Wondering if I should dye the top of my head blond like another left back playing for the Hoops . . . .

Worlds getting sick of blond haried players the tribute act have two one a yank and both are wanks.

 

[lennono]

Ah hope we get tae eat half an orange and hae a fag at half time

 

[Ian65]

No problem as long as we're playing on a level playing.

 

[michael duffy]

'See that Mick Duffy that stys in that hoose...Well a was laffin like feck at him, cause he fell oot the bed this mornin'

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Perra Bastarts! nae trill fur you wee feckers!

 

[boab1916]

Ah hope we get tae eat half an orange and hae a fag at half time

Tradition i like bring back nostalga

 

[Docco]

I'd like tae play up front wi big ian

 

[boab1916]

Perra Bastarts! nae trill fur you wee feckers!

Bread and razor blade MD

 

[michael duffy]

And....Alex Rae gets tae interview us wan at a time

Oh Aye!!!!!!

 

[Ian65]

I'd like tae play up front wi big ian

Mmmmmmm get tae yer bed schofield

 

[Docco]

Mmmmmmm get tae yer bed schofield

You get tae bed first Jimmy......Jimmy Krankie

 

[Ian65]

Tradition i like bring back nostalga

Fuck tradition there eatin shitty flat Jaffa cakes were aw munchin Terry’s chocolate oranges ... terry might be upset but fuck terry he’s no even in the team .....prick

 

[boab1916]

Mmmmmmm get tae yer bed schofield

Whit about Schofield comes out after all these years and the gov tells him to get back in

 

[Ian65]

You get tae bed first Jimmy......Jimmy Krankie

You go first

 

[lennono]

Perra Bastarts! nae trill fur you wee feckers!

Wee'll waken ye up on yer windae sill aw quiet and braw

 

[Docco]

You go first

Naw..you