Celtic Pets

[DILLIGAF]

Here's a tip:
When you take your dog for a walk
YOU take him the way YOU want to go
Even when you get to the crest of the big hill and he wants to go down that way
Listen to your inner voice when it says "It's all marshy & muddy and it's probably really slippy, because it's been raining for hours
Did I listen to that little voice...?
Of course not...I relenetd when he stood still 'demanding' in his own stubborn way, that "We should go this way, Dad"
We start to walk down the steep slope and I'm doing my best to watch where I'm stepping, when...
You know that noise cartoon characters make when they lose their grip on earth and their legs go up in the air...'Yadda Yada Yadda...Whoa !!!'
Yeah, that noise
Well, I was that soldier
Both feet off the ground and my legs come up to meet my head as my back and arse plant firmly in the mud
I give it a few seconds to recobver my breath and stand up...
"Aw Naw !!! That lovely feeling of cold wet mud seeping through your clothing...always such a lovely happenstance
I take one more step and my Olympic gymanstics, continues
Down I go again, only this time, my head head strikes the sodden grass...a wee bit of a whiplash going on
As I am 'performing' the 'dance macabre'
My buddy thinks this is great fun, as he is bouncing around me, like a Spring lamb "Good Boy Beau !!!"
We finish our walk (crawl, at a sails pace) more like, I am done... and venture home
Strip off and get into some warm dry sweats and hose off, my mud caked, ensemble
I think I'll grab a couple of Tylenol and have a lie down

Back and neck are stiffening up already

Heart attack - January 7th
Special Olympics - February 4th
FFS !!!
This getting old shit, is not for cissies

Beau, waiting patelntly for the aul yin, to regain his composure


My jacket weighed considerably more than when we left the house


Had to walk home with the cold wet mud, stuck to my jacksie


Lovely feeling when the cold wet mud goes inside your sleeve, and halfway up your arm

3 layres of clothing soaked through, in an instant
Magic

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Cheers mate
And now I can't get that wee song out of my head
Will have to teach Liliana to sing it to Charlie ;-)

thanks fae rescuing this fae

Here's a tip:
When you take your dog for a walk
YOU take him the way YOU want to go
Even when you get to the crest of the big hill and he wants to go down that way
Listen to your inner voice when it says "It's all marshy & muddy and it's probably really slippy, because it's been raining for hours
Did I listen to that little voice...?
Of course not...I relenetd when he stood still 'demanding' in his own stubborn way, that "We should go this way, Dad"
We start to walk down the steep slope and I'm doing my best to watch where I'm stepping, when...
You know that noise cartoon characters make when they lose their grip on earth and their legs go up in the air...'Yadda Yada Yadda...Whoa !!!'
Yeah, that noise
Well, I was that soldier
Both feet off the ground and my legs come up to meet my head as my back and arse plant firmly in the mud
I give it a few seconds to recobver my breath and stand up...
"Aw Naw !!! That lovely feeling of cold wet mud seeping through your clothing...always such a lovely happenstance
I take one more step and my Olympic gymanstics, continues
Down I go again, only this time, my head head strikes the sodden grass...a wee bit of a whiplash going on
As I am 'performing' the 'dance macabre'
My buddy thinks this is great fun, as he is bouncing around me, like a Spring lamb "Good Boy Beau !!!"
We finish our walk (crawl, at a sails pace) more like, I am done... and venture home
Strip off and get into some warm dry sweats and hose off, my mud caked, ensemble
I think I'll grab a couple of Tylenol and have a lie down

Back and neck are stiffening up already

Heart attack - January 7th
Special Olympics - February 4th
FFS !!!
This getting old shit, is not for cissies





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3Pat Mcclarty, Janet Koch and 1 other
2 Comments

you missed oot the part you shat yersel DILL

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Here's a tip:
When you take your dog for a walk
YOU take him the way YOU want to go
Even when you get to the crest of the big hill and he wants to go down that way
Listen to your inner voice when it says "It's all marshy & muddy and it's probably really slippy, because it's been raining for hours
Did I listen to that little voice...?
Of course not...I relenetd when he stood still 'demanding' in his own stubborn way, that "We should go this way, Dad"
We start to walk down the steep slope and I'm doing my best to watch where I'm stepping, when...
You know that noise cartoon characters make when they lose their grip on earth and their legs go up in the air...'Yadda Yada Yadda...Whoa !!!'
Yeah, that noise
Well, I was that soldier
Both feet off the ground and my legs come up to meet my head as my back and arse plant firmly in the mud
I give it a few seconds to recobver my breath and stand up...
"Aw Naw !!! That lovely feeling of cold wet mud seeping through your clothing...always such a lovely happenstance
I take one more step and my Olympic gymanstics, continues
Down I go again, only this time, my head head strikes the sodden grass...a wee bit of a whiplash going on
As I am 'performing' the 'dance macabre'
My buddy thinks this is great fun, as he is bouncing around me, like a Spring lamb "Good Boy Beau !!!"
We finish our walk (crawl, at a sails pace) more like, I am done... and venture home
Strip off and get into some warm dry sweats and hose off, my mud caked, ensemble
I think I'll grab a couple of Tylenol and have a lie down

Back and neck are stiffening up already

Heart attack - January 7th
Special Olympics - February 4th
FFS !!!
This getting old shit, is not for cissies





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3Pat Mcclarty, Janet Koch and 1 other
2 Comments

Funny as fuck I think all us dog people have been there gettin too cocky then boom up in the air

 

[DILLIGAF]

Truth be told, I was laughing like fuck on the way home
And when I told Kerry the story, especially when Beau started jumping around because he thought, I was playing, she cracked up
I'm too old for this shit
Thank You Jaysus !!!

 

[DILLIGAF]

thanks fae rescuing this fae

you missed oot the part you shat yersel DILL

That would have been the second time I became airborne

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Funny as fuck I think all us dog people have been there gettin too cocky then boom up in the air

Aye - and my dog is usually off the lead so I don't even have the excuse of being pulled off balance!

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Funny as fuck I think all us dog people have been there gettin too cocky then boom up in the air

Seen a woman walking 2 dogs the other day, now both were on leads, but the leads were both attached to a thick leather belt around her waist too. they weren't big dogs like Alsatians or something like that, but I thought it was a good idea. Unless both dogs went for the same cat of course.

 

[The Shamrock]

That would have been the second time I became airborne

Poor Beau, he thinks you're a pure riddy, Dill. He's looking around to make sure his pals don't see him with you showing him up.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Aye - and my dog is usually off the lead so I don't even have the excuse of being pulled off balance!

Beau was fine, it was me that was the problem, One small step for man...One giant THUD for the auld fuck

 

[DILLIGAF]

Poor Beau, he thinks you're a pure riddy, Dill. He's looking around to make sure his pals don't see him with you showing him up.

Raining like mad so nobody else around to witness it
That was a good thing, and possibly a bad thing if I needed help

 

[50 Shades of Green]

Seen a woman walking 2 dogs the other day, now both were on leads, but the leads were both attached to a thick leather belt around her waist too. they weren't big dogs like Alsatians or something like that, but I thought it was a good idea. Unless both dogs went for the same cat of course.

Definitely couldn't use one of them leads, Cesar has never walked in a straight line in his life. He crisscross's his way around his strolls, when we are up the glen I'm forever having to untangle us from bushes and trees, and when we reach the river he would drag me in for a swim, have I told you Cesar is a nutcase.

 

[Steviebhoy2]

Here's a tip:
When you take your dog for a walk
YOU take him the way YOU want to go
Even when you get to the crest of the big hill and he wants to go down that way
Listen to your inner voice when it says "It's all marshy & muddy and it's probably really slippy, because it's been raining for hours
Did I listen to that little voice...?
Of course not...I relenetd when he stood still 'demanding' in his own stubborn way, that "We should go this way, Dad"
We start to walk down the steep slope and I'm doing my best to watch where I'm stepping, when...
You know that noise cartoon characters make when they lose their grip on earth and their legs go up in the air...'Yadda Yada Yadda...Whoa !!!'
Yeah, that noise
Well, I was that soldier
Both feet off the ground and my legs come up to meet my head as my back and arse plant firmly in the mud
I give it a few seconds to recobver my breath and stand up...
"Aw Naw !!! That lovely feeling of cold wet mud seeping through your clothing...always such a lovely happenstance
I take one more step and my Olympic gymanstics, continues
Down I go again, only this time, my head head strikes the sodden grass...a wee bit of a whiplash going on
As I am 'performing' the 'dance macabre'
My buddy thinks this is great fun, as he is bouncing around me, like a Spring lamb "Good Boy Beau !!!"
We finish our walk (crawl, at a sails pace) more like, I am done... and venture home
Strip off and get into some warm dry sweats and hose off, my mud caked, ensemble
I think I'll grab a couple of Tylenol and have a lie down

Back and neck are stiffening up already

Heart attack - January 7th
Special Olympics - February 4th
FFS !!!
This getting old shit, is not for cissies

Beau, waiting patelntly for the aul yin, to regain his composure


My jacket weighed considerably more than when we left the house


Had to walk home with the cold wet mud, stuck to my jacksie


Lovely feeling when the cold wet mud goes inside your sleeve, and halfway up your arm

3 layres of clothing soaked through, in an instant
Magic

So Beau takes YOU for walkies

 

[DILLIGAF]

So Beau takes YOU for walkies

He's a therapy dog, who if I take many more falls, will need therapy himself Stevie
It must have looked funny as I am lying there, caked in mud and he's bouncing up and down thinking "This is a great game..."
Bit of a headache this morning and not much sleep last night, whiplash is the 'game' eh ? Easinf into the day today, then we'll go for a stroll as 50 puts it
Laughing when I think about it, but no hills for me today
Have a great weekend Bhoys & Ghirls

 

[Richybhoy]

This Deez latest art project. The painting is for my brother in law. The dog is called Baxter and really is as happy as he looks here. He's some boy. It's about 70% complete. Will post the finished version later.

 

[Richybhoy]

Here's a tip:
When you take your dog for a walk
YOU take him the way YOU want to go
Even when you get to the crest of the big hill and he wants to go down that way
Listen to your inner voice when it says "It's all marshy & muddy and it's probably really slippy, because it's been raining for hours
Did I listen to that little voice...?
Of course not...I relenetd when he stood still 'demanding' in his own stubborn way, that "We should go this way, Dad"
We start to walk down the steep slope and I'm doing my best to watch where I'm stepping, when...
You know that noise cartoon characters make when they lose their grip on earth and their legs go up in the air...'Yadda Yada Yadda...Whoa !!!'
Yeah, that noise
Well, I was that soldier
Both feet off the ground and my legs come up to meet my head as my back and arse plant firmly in the mud
I give it a few seconds to recobver my breath and stand up...
"Aw Naw !!! That lovely feeling of cold wet mud seeping through your clothing...always such a lovely happenstance
I take one more step and my Olympic gymanstics, continues
Down I go again, only this time, my head head strikes the sodden grass...a wee bit of a whiplash going on
As I am 'performing' the 'dance macabre'
My buddy thinks this is great fun, as he is bouncing around me, like a Spring lamb "Good Boy Beau !!!"
We finish our walk (crawl, at a sails pace) more like, I am done... and venture home
Strip off and get into some warm dry sweats and hose off, my mud caked, ensemble
I think I'll grab a couple of Tylenol and have a lie down

Back and neck are stiffening up already

Heart attack - January 7th
Special Olympics - February 4th
FFS !!!
This getting old shit, is not for cissies

Beau, waiting patelntly for the aul yin, to regain his composure


My jacket weighed considerably more than when we left the house


Had to walk home with the cold wet mud, stuck to my jacksie


Lovely feeling when the cold wet mud goes inside your sleeve, and halfway up your arm

3 layres of clothing soaked through, in an instant
Magic

Not a bit o mud on Beau there D. That's classic

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

This Deez latest art project. The painting is for my brother in law. The dog is called Baxter and really is as happy as he looks here. He's some boy. It's about 70% complete. Will post the finished version later.

Those eyes really capture the cheekiness of the dog. Gorgeous.

 

[Hoopy427]

This Deez latest art project. The painting is for my brother in law. The dog is called Baxter and really is as happy as he looks here. He's some boy. It's about 70% complete. Will post the finished version later.

Thats really good! I do lots of crafty shit but I can't paint worth a fuck, unless its a wall or a ceiling! if I tried to paint a dug it would look like some hideous creature from a horror movie!

 

[DILLIGAF]

Not a bit o mud on Beau there D. That's classic

Ha Ha yeah, our Bhoy knew to keep away, as he bounced around with a big happy smile on his face

Thats really good! I do lots of crafty shit but I can't paint worth a fuck, unless its a wall or a ceiling! if I tried to paint a dug it would look like some hideous creature from a horror movie!

Or the Gargoyle from Ibrox
OK, pick one

 

[Hoopy427]

Ha Ha yeah, our Bhoy knew to keep away, as he bounced around with a big happy smile on his face


Or the Gargoyle from Ibrox
OK, pick one

Boab we need the gargoyles face on a wee fat devil dugs body please!

 

[DILLIGAF]

I don't like 'Breed snobs'
"Oh, your dog isn't a purebred"
A dog's a dog, and they're happiest, just being...a dog
Fucking people
Just love dogs for themselves and stop with all the kennel club bullshit
This video, shows just how friendly and family orientated 'Doddle's are
Many of them look like Beau, they really are wonderful dogs