Get a balloon, fill it wi'helium,put it tae yer lips, and inhale!!!!. Ootside a pub, in an i.q far far away,a moron,surrounded by his fellow morons declares,"see ma ragers, we're back, we've signed a Rumanian legend,the last piece in the jigsaw,
we're gaun fur 55,Stevie Gee is a genius,whit a player he wiz,and wee Hagi,his da wiz a legend tae,Steven Davis,his grandson,is brilliant,
we're comin ah tell ye,see them,wi' their 9 in a row tainted titles,their invincible season, their treble treble, counts fur nothin,we were comin back,apart fae a couple ae hiccups against the two teams at the bottom ae the league, we wurr closin the gap,
haw, pass that balloon ower here,aahh,thats better,see them,wi' there Adidas trackies,nae class,we've got Castore,great taps,£200,pure class man, ma £25 voucher and instalments over 10 year and ah'll be a proud staunch owner, we arra peepul,
we're gonnae fight aw the way,we've got statements tae make,and a case tae take tae court,aboot sumfin,anyfin
Ah don't know why everybody hates us,everythin we dae is class,we bring joy everywhere we go,but the biased media tries tae show us in a bad light,apart fae,kris boyd,alex rae,steven thomson,neil mccann,derek ferguson,barry ferguson,billy dodds,ally mccoist,jim white,kenny mcintyre,ewan cameron,keef jackson,gareth mcauley,naebody has a good word tae sae aboot us,the media is pro Celtic,yon Chris sutton,and John Hartson,gie me the boak,
talkin aboot boak,geeza anurra balloon,
voice in the crowd,"hey helium guy,anurra balloon n' ye'll take aff"
see ma ragers,ah love ma ragers,vouchers,nae refunds,£50 tae go on a waitin list for a no refund season ticket,£200 furra tap,class man! we've got hagi!!!!!! gaun fur 55!