Coco's dream

Coco's dream are getting wet now.
Why oh why does he continue to BELIEVE.

Saturday, 6 June 2020
Rangers' mega-million windfall remains on

Ok it’s Real Madrid and they’re hardly short of a bob, but the Galactico giants’ £71M bid for Bayer’s Havertz is yet more proof that football clubs have learned nothing in the past 3 months and transfer prices remain exactly the same as they always did.

Which, obviously, confirms Rangers can get exactly what we need for Alfredo Morelos and Borna Barisic, assuming both get sold.

We had of course been concerned the transfer market was going to radically change, and Morelos and Barisic would sell for way less than their technical value, but those fears were unfounded and Rangers’ board can certainly get as much as they would have in January for them both.

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Which realistically means Barisic could well fetch for around the value of Celtic’s similar-positioned but inferior CV’d Tierney (£25M) and Morelos could pull in a major wad of cash as well, although his position is a bit weaker with the ridiculous circus around him and his poor form.

Rangers, however, could be in line for between £30-£40M for the pair, depending on how well we play our cards.

Of course, the Barisic speculation has quietened but we know Roma are still interested, as are a few other mobs around Europe, while Morelos always seems to be linked to someone.

There’s also Glen Kamara, who was linked with a £10M switch to France.

But for anyone who thought it might be £5M each or even less, with clubs being unable to afford more, not a bit of it.
PS Coco, nae chance, dream on, and we can,

 
Coco's dream are getting wet now.
Why oh why does he continue to BELIEVE.

Saturday, 6 June 2020
Rangers' mega-million windfall remains on

Ok it’s Real Madrid and they’re hardly short of a bob, but the Galactico giants’ £71M bid for Bayer’s Havertz is yet more proof that football clubs have learned nothing in the past 3 months and transfer prices remain exactly the same as they always did.

Which, obviously, confirms Rangers can get exactly what we need for Alfredo Morelos and Borna Barisic, assuming both get sold.

We had of course been concerned the transfer market was going to radically change, and Morelos and Barisic would sell for way less than their technical value, but those fears were unfounded and Rangers’ board can certainly get as much as they would have in January for them both.

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Which realistically means Barisic could well fetch for around the value of Celtic’s similar-positioned but inferior CV’d Tierney (£25M) and Morelos could pull in a major wad of cash as well, although his position is a bit weaker with the ridiculous circus around him and his poor form.

Rangers, however, could be in line for between £30-£40M for the pair, depending on how well we play our cards.

Of course, the Barisic speculation has quietened but we know Roma are still interested, as are a few other mobs around Europe, while Morelos always seems to be linked to someone.

There’s also Glen Kamara, who was linked with a £10M switch to France.

But for anyone who thought it might be £5M each or even less, with clubs being unable to afford more, not a bit of it.
PS Coco, nae chance, dream on, and we can,

Ma phuqin sides,the KT transfer has phuqed their brain cell,sign some loser,he's automatically worth gazillions before he's kicked a ba',that deludemol must be some gear!
Whits helium guy sayin? 🍺 🥳🧀
 
Reality headline " dumb sevco,trying to sign,serial loser and bottle merchant Lyle taylor,despite interest from many clubs,in fact almost as many clubs he's played for,from on loan to non league clubs,to the mighty falkirk,to the relegation threatened charlton athletic! he's 30, played for 15 clubs and they're trying to say we want to sign him as well!!!! god bless the scottish media! 🍺 🥳🧀
 
Reality headline " dumb sevco,trying to sign,serial loser and bottle merchant Lyle taylor,despite interest from many clubs,in fact almost as many clubs he's played for,from on loan to non league clubs,to the mighty falkirk,to the relegation threatened charlton athletic! he's 30, played for 15 clubs and they're trying to say we want to sign him as well!!!! god bless the scottish media! 🍺 🥳🧀
Kick a ball, and wear blue,
must be worth £20Mil or so.
I am worth it this is true,
but all the buyers they say no.
Excerpt from, WHY ME, The El Buffalo Saddo.
Sorry Saga.
 
One wonders why Cuckoo is trying to sell barasic and the coke heed.

Surely a hun blogger should be screaming from their leaky rooftops about keeping these 2 as they are desperately trying to stop the ten ( well they will be when they give up on stopping the 9).

Or is he a placeman for those running the show at the moment over there???.

I would hate to think any Celtic bloggers were like that 🤔🤭
 
His latest rant ""Celtic get what cetic want," a two year old would write something better all the clown does is rant and rave nothing constructive a complete bitter loser and i believe from a Hun that Coco is a good friend of gloryhole Gough
 
Once again a young starlett in the making chooses to sign for a manager who believes he can follow in the footsteps of [ he has,nt made his mind up yet about that ] but I am pretty sure it will be somebody we have heard of,maybe slippy will let us know at a later date who he was thinking about..
Anyway Bhoys and Ghirls this seems to be quite a significant signing all the way from the ranks of the Leicester serpents young outfit. Loved Andy King or is it Dave King I am thinking about,anyway they were both duds so I probably liked both of them..
There is just a couple of things here which makes me think he is not another Julien,the fact he has never been given a squad number and the fact the fee involved is £230,000 probably payable over the usual 3 years,but that is not the best bit being fed to the zombies,West Ham and Bayern Leverkusen were after him but he chose to go to the cesspit and learn his trade from one of the worlds best managers he cant ask for anymore than that can he ??.

HH
 
Coco's dream are getting wet now.
Why oh why does he continue to BELIEVE.

Saturday, 6 June 2020
Rangers' mega-million windfall remains on

Ok it’s Real Madrid and they’re hardly short of a bob, but the Galactico giants’ £71M bid for Bayer’s Havertz is yet more proof that football clubs have learned nothing in the past 3 months and transfer prices remain exactly the same as they always did.

Which, obviously, confirms Rangers can get exactly what we need for Alfredo Morelos and Borna Barisic, assuming both get sold.

We had of course been concerned the transfer market was going to radically change, and Morelos and Barisic would sell for way less than their technical value, but those fears were unfounded and Rangers’ board can certainly get as much as they would have in January for them both.

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Which realistically means Barisic could well fetch for around the value of Celtic’s similar-positioned but inferior CV’d Tierney (£25M) and Morelos could pull in a major wad of cash as well, although his position is a bit weaker with the ridiculous circus around him and his poor form.

Rangers, however, could be in line for between £30-£40M for the pair, depending on how well we play our cards.

Of course, the Barisic speculation has quietened but we know Roma are still interested, as are a few other mobs around Europe, while Morelos always seems to be linked to someone.

There’s also Glen Kamara, who was linked with a £10M switch to France.

But for anyone who thought it might be £5M each or even less, with clubs being unable to afford more, not a bit of it.
PS Coco, nae chance, dream on, and we can,

🙈🙈🙈FFS
 
Once again a young starlett in the making chooses to sign for a manager who believes he can follow in the footsteps of [ he has,nt made his mind up yet about that ] but I am pretty sure it will be somebody we have heard of,maybe slippy will let us know at a later date who he was thinking about..
Anyway Bhoys and Ghirls this seems to be quite a significant signing all the way from the ranks of the Leicester serpents young outfit. Loved Andy King or is it Dave King I am thinking about,anyway they were both duds so I probably liked both of them..
There is just a couple of things here which makes me think he is not another Julien,the fact he has never been given a squad number and the fact the fee involved is £230,000 probably payable over the usual 3 years,but that is not the best bit being fed to the zombies,West Ham and Bayern Leverkusen were after him but he chose to go to the cesspit and learn his trade from one of the worlds best managers he cant ask for anymore than that can he ??.

HH
I'm hearing he set his sights on being the Next andy Haufaday ,hearing he's really that good
 
Poor Coco, poor poor, Coco. The angst continues, dreams are dying, Coco has lost the plot.




With Neil Doncaster’s inexplicable promotion into the annals of UEFA confirmed, we have to say the response from Ibrox Noise readers to our piece on the subject was overwhelming:

Uncle Peter.


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It is well known Peter Lawwell has his fingers in many European pies, and is entrenched with upper levels of European football’s governing body. Doncaster’s ascent was greeted by pretty much the same idea from dozens and dozens of responses.

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That Lawwell and Doncaster are in cahoots, and that the SPFL’s rigged vote was rushed through to give Celtic the title in exchange for Peter giving Neil a good word at UEFA and getting him a very cushy promotion.

The Celtic supremo, if you didn’t know, was appointed to UEFA’s Strategic Council for professional football in 2019 – a position that he’ll hold till 2023.

This gives him major clout at some of the highest levels in European football, and it’s not unreasonable to infer he might just have been able to help get his friend a cushy spot on the Disciplinary Council.

Of course, we have no proof, and our claims are purely rhetorical, but Doncaster’s promotion despite his evident incompetence is rather damning one way or the other.

He certainly wasn’t rewarded with such a gig as a result of his stellar performance as SPFL CE anyway.

But, naturally, we’re not making assumptions, nor accusations.

It just doesn’t exactly look especially kosher.
 
Poor Coco, poor poor, Coco. The angst continues, dreams are dying, Coco has lost the plot.



With Neil Doncaster’s inexplicable promotion into the annals of UEFA confirmed, we have to say the response from Ibrox Noise readers to our piece on the subject was overwhelming:

Uncle Peter.




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It is well known Peter Lawwell has his fingers in many European pies, and is entrenched with upper levels of European football’s governing body. Doncaster’s ascent was greeted by pretty much the same idea from dozens and dozens of responses.

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That Lawwell and Doncaster are in cahoots, and that the SPFL’s rigged vote was rushed through to give Celtic the title in exchange for Peter giving Neil a good word at UEFA and getting him a very cushy promotion.

The Celtic supremo, if you didn’t know, was appointed to UEFA’s Strategic Council for professional football in 2019 – a position that he’ll hold till 2023.

This gives him major clout at some of the highest levels in European football, and it’s not unreasonable to infer he might just have been able to help get his friend a cushy spot on the Disciplinary Council.

Of course, we have no proof, and our claims are purely rhetorical, but Doncaster’s promotion despite his evident incompetence is rather damning one way or the other.

He certainly wasn’t rewarded with such a gig as a result of his stellar performance as SPFL CE anyway.

But, naturally, we’re not making assumptions, nor accusations.

It just doesn’t exactly look especially kosher.
Just wait till he get's a gig with FIFA! ma phuqin sides!!!!!!
even donald trump is scared of Peter Lawwell! 🍺 🥳
 
So Coco the IN clown dreams of vast riches pouring in to Ibrox via 3 "stars", the highlights of 2 posts.

Three Rangers players have been linked more than any in the squad with big money moves out, and for a combined total of potentially well over £30M, into £40M.

Alfredo Morelos (Rennes), Borna Barisic (Roma) and Glen Kamara (Marseille) have all been plugged as headed out for big sums of money, and while other players have loosely been mentioned too with sales, it’s these three who look most vulnerable.

Morelos, of course, will leave if the right bid comes in – reports are that Rennes are readying a £15M package for the Colombian, and we’ll see if that bears fruit.

Borna Barisic has been long-linked to Roma, and the new contract made no difference. The comparison has always been Kieran Tierney and how Arsenal signed Celtic’s own LB for £25M. Rangers would expect a Croat international in the same position to fetch something near that
Stade Rennais have reportedly prepared a circa £15M bid for Alfredo Morelos as the French giants prepare to make the offer imminently.

As for Alfrodo, this is what £15M+ gets you.

 
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