Coronavirus

[Andy_in_ch]

A couple of weeks ago I called someone a maskless cunt in a petrol station, didn't mean to say it just came out. He looked quite surprised.
He might have had a medical reason but never argued his corner so I reckon he was just a maskless cunt.

Definitely wisnae zorro.

 

[Andy_in_ch]

Still fuckin bleeding, canna get it to stop. My mate said put bread up your nose. It's true- nothing soaks up blood better than a half loaf.

You did everyone a favour. It's better that you knocked his pan in and taught him a lesson. He might have put some poor old boy in the hospital if they had pulled him up.

 

[The Shamrock]

Still fuckin bleeding, canna get it to stop. My mate said put bread up your nose. It's true- nothing soaks up blood better than a half loaf.

In the hospital they stick Tampax up your honker to soak up the blood. Stick to half a loaf Richy.

 

[The Shamrock]

A couple of weeks ago I called someone a maskless cunt in a petrol station, didn't mean to say it just came out. He looked quite surprised.
He might have had a medical reason but never argued his corner so I reckon he was just a maskless cunt.

I always want to say to folk on the bus who have their mask warming their chin or have their nose uncovered why the fuck are you bothering?

 

[tictastic]

In the hospital they stick Tampax up your honker to soak up the blood. Stick to half a loaf Richy.

Poor guys must look a right fanny !!!

 

[The Shamrock]

I don't like starting fights though.

 

[Hoopy427]

In the hospital they stick Tampax up your honker to soak up the blood. Stick to half a loaf Richy.

Try the tamax Richy then you'd be able to rollerblade with a poodle, go abseiling, skydiving the possibilities are endless!

 

[Hoopy427]

I always want to say to folk on the bus who have their mask warming their chin or have their nose uncovered why the fuck are you bothering?

The bastards that wear their mask under their chin piss me off more than the ones that don't wear one at all.
Its like jumping in the car and wrapping the seat belt round your leg, fucking idiots!

 

[kelly]

Must have missed this

now sitting at $7m

Navajo & Hopi Families COVID-19 Relief Fund, organized by Ethel Branch

WITHOUT ADDITIONAL SECOND WAVE FUNDING THE NAVAJO & HOPI FAMILIES COVID-19 RE… Ethel Branch needs your support for Navajo & Hopi Families COVID-19 Relief Fund

www.gofundme.com

 

[The Shamrock]

Must have missed this

now sitting at $7m

Navajo & Hopi Families COVID-19 Relief Fund, organized by Ethel Branch

WITHOUT ADDITIONAL SECOND WAVE FUNDING THE NAVAJO & HOPI FAMILIES COVID-19 RE… Ethel Branch needs your support for Navajo & Hopi Families COVID-19 Relief Fund

www.gofundme.com

What a wonderful story.

 

[Tenerife tim]

Still fuckin bleeding, canna get it to stop. My mate said put bread up your nose. It's true- nothing soaks up blood better than a half loaf.

How the fk did you fit a half loaf up your beak Hh

 

[kelly]

How the fk did you fit a half loaf up your beak Hh

put the outsiders in last , must have some hooter

 

[Tenerife tim]

put the outsiders in last , must have some hooter

Only one outsider in a half loaf Kelly Hh

 

[Richybhoy]

How the fk did you fit a half loaf up your beak Hh

With great difficulty. The crust on the Plain Bread heeler especially problematic TT. The crust gave me nose like fuck knows or maybes Daniella Westbrooks nose.

 

[Smelltheglove]

Still fuckin bleeding, canna get it to stop. My mate said put bread up your nose. It's true- nothing soaks up blood better than a half loaf.

That Colombian vaccine works for that runny nose shit ..... apparently

 

[kelly]

Only one outsider in a half loaf Kelly Hh

Whats the world comin to ,hasn't been the same fae they stopped sending weans up the chimneys

 

[Tenerife tim]

With great difficulty. The crust on the Plain Bread heeler especially problematic TT. The crust gave me nose like fuck knows or maybes Daniella Westbrooks nose.

I know how you feel rich. I remember as a nipper getting a button aff my auld grandas army great coat stuck up my nose.so I sympathise with you. Especially if it was one of they warbuttons loaves. Haha.I'll get married coat Hh

 

[Tenerife tim]

My coat. Fkn phone

 

[Richybhoy]

I finally got the bleeding to stop. I took everyone's advice today. I have bread, cocaine, army brass buttons and tampax up my nose the bleeding stopped when I took Tenerefe Tims nugget of advice and proposed to my coat.

 

[50 Shades of Green]

That Colombian vaccine works for that runny nose shit ..... apparently

That why the huns dont catch it??