Coronavirus

[Steviebhoy67]

This is straight up. My missus was out with her mum and noticed her putting some UHT milk in her basket which she never uses. When asked why she replied " in case i need to self isolate". Well there you have it folks. We all need UHT milk

 

[Spherical Planet]

It's doing the rounds here in basel . I'll be coming over for the St Johnstone game in a couple of weeks to spread it round

Ahhhhhh.......I get it now.

Coenfederatio Helvetica

 

[Andy H]

Ahhhhhh.......I get it now.

Coenfederatio Helvetica

That's the one SP

 

[boab1916]

That's the one SP

Is there not a cure against it on the swiss army knife they have everything else on them, like kettles,sinks, pots etc.

 

[Andy H]

Dunno about the knife but the Swiss pharma industry will say they have a cure . Remember bird flu? That was the corona virus of 2006. Another panic for no reason

 

[The Shamrock]

Thousands die every year of the ordinary flu but the newspapers and governments seem to be running a fear campaign regarding Covid19.

 

[Docco]

Scaremongering! there is no virus...everything is ok

 

[Andy H]

Thousands die every year of the ordinary flu but the newspapers and governments seem to be running a fear campaign regarding Covid19.

They cancelled Fastnacht here which is the Swiss equivalent of cancelling Christmas .

 

[MickyMcMick]

Save the beer

 

[boab1916]

Save the beer

Thank fuck for experts

https://twitter.com/x/status/1233470546400157696

 

[michael duffy]

In other news, Turkey (NATO member) knockin phuq out of the Syrian army,Russia has now stepped in,telling the Turks to back off

 

[Hoopy427]

In other news, Turkey (NATO member) knockin phuq out of the Syrian army,Russia has now stepped in,telling the Turks to back off

Fur Turks sake!

 

[DILLIGAF]

They computer hackers and viruses get everywhere look at the one in America it’s called Donald J it’s a bad yin

HH

The 'J' stands for JENIUS

 

[Spherical Planet]

Oh my little shitty hun, shitty hun
When you gonna get you some fine corona
Oh your scared o' water hun, water hun
You got it fae a bottle of wine corona

Celtic's at the top, never stop, such a dirty hun
always giving up when they're gubbed by the other sides

My-y-y-y

M-m-m my corona

 

[MickyMcMick]

The wife keeps a wee bottle of hand sanitizer in her bag she has done for ages shes a thing about public toilet door handles and stuff,went to get some the day when we were shopping everywhere wis sold out, the dude in Lidl telllt us some cunt went in last week bought 300 units, 300 fucking bottles of the stuff and he saw it last night on Facebook for 10 quid a pop the cheeky bassa,

 

[Hoopy427]

The wife keeps a wee bottle of hand sanitizer in her bag she has done for ages shes a thing about public toilet door handles and stuff,went to get some the day when we were shopping everywhere wis sold out, the dude in Lidl telllt us some cunt went in last week bought 300 units, 300 fucking bottles of the stuff and he saw it last night on Facebook for 10 quid a pop the cheeky bassa,

Screwfix have a sign up saying "only 10 dust masks per customer, we must maintain a supply for tradesman (and Tony Soprano)" worlds fucked!

 

[Tony]

Screwfix have a sign up saying "only 10 dust masks per customer, we must maintain a supply for tradesman (and Tony Soprano)" worlds fucked!

You'll get 'whacked'

 

[Hoopy427]

You'll get 'whacked'

I better avoid the Bada Bing then!

 

[Tony]

I better avoid the Bada Bing then!

Looks a great hangout!

 

[The Shamrock]

I'm sure that dowsing your hands in Vodka will have pretty much the same effect, and it also covers up the smell if you want a wee swally.

We have tons of the stuff in work. Hand sanitizer, no Vodka.