JamSam67
Well-known member
Watch out for Just eat bikes they need somewhere ti park any cheek I’ll dowell am walkin backwards wi ma arse in the air ,so who knows a might be spittin fur balls next
HH
Watch out for Just eat bikes they need somewhere ti park any cheek I’ll dowell am walkin backwards wi ma arse in the air ,so who knows a might be spittin fur balls next
Literally a piece o Pish big man tell them you look away be very surprised if you even know it’s been done didny feel a thing.I get my vaccination tomorrow, I’ve got a needle phobia, so blood pressure will be thorough the roof not looking forward to it
Was in hospital in may this year for a kidney stone, had to get blood thinning injections before the operation, the nurse brings it while I’m at lunch, she says ”I’ll just leave it on the bed table, till you finish, I’ll be back in 10mins” back she comes, injected it, then take my pulse and blood pressure, looks at the machine, then looks at me, then looks back at the machine, and says” this machine is broken, those readings say your about to have a heart attack” so I explained my needle phobia, ah, she said, “I’ll not enter these on your chart, or they’ll cancel your operation, I’ll come back in 1/2 hr” she checked them later, their normal, I wonder how many “fainters” they get at the vaccination centresYou ll be awrite big fella!
just the 1 you oopsWas in hospital in may this year for a kidney stone, had to get blood thinning injections before the operation, the nurse brings it while I’m at lunch, she says ”I’ll just leave it on the bed table, till you finish, I’ll be back in 10mins” back she comes, injected it, then take my pulse and blood pressure, looks at the machine, then looks at me, then looks back at the machine, and says” this machine is broken, those readings say your about to have a heart attack” so I explained my needle phobia, ah, she said, “I’ll not enter these on your chart, or they’ll cancel your operation, I’ll come back in 1/2 hr” she checked them later, their normal, I wonder how many “fainters” they get at the vaccination centres
There was another time I was getting stitches out at the doctors surgery after an operation, I explained to the nurse about my phobia, she starts ripping the pish out me, gives me a teddy bear that the kids use to hold as a comforter, “ I said, ye’ll no be laughing when you need to pick me up aff the floor”J
just the 1 you oops
HH
just keep thinkin to yersel ,,,your a big jessie feart of needles ,,,,,am sure a kindly nurse will pick you off the floor when you drop ,,,,,,,feckin needles are huge mind and sore as feckI get my vaccination tomorrow, I’ve got a needle phobia, so blood pressure will be thorough the roof not looking forward to it
I know mate its mental, I’m a joiner to trade, cuts, nicks and skelfs are an almost daily occurrence, I’m fine with heights, enclosed spaces, mice rats spiders etc......but come at me with that wee needlejust keep thinkin to yersel ,,,your a big jessie feart of needles ,,,,,am sure a kindly nurse will pick you off the floor when you drop ,,,,,,,feckin needles are huge mind and sore as feck
You really are a terrible person, you deserve to be arse raped by an angry tigerjust keep thinkin to yersel ,,,your a big jessie feart of needles ,,,,,am sure a kindly nurse will pick you off the floor when you drop ,,,,,,,feckin needles are huge mind and sore as feck
Is that on the new Discovery channel HoopyYou really are a terrible person, you deserve to be arse raped by an angry tiger
always wi the feckin catsYou really are a terrible person, you deserve to be arse raped by an angry tiger
You just had to say that, poor BB will be fkin wasted by the time he gets there.just keep thinkin to yersel ,,,your a big jessie feart of needles ,,,,,am sure a kindly nurse will pick you off the floor when you drop ,,,,,,,feckin needles are huge mind and sore as feck
Yes Shammy has appeared. how are you lassie?
Fair to middling, tic.Yes Shammy has appeared. how are you lassie?
Good to hear,Fair to middling, tic.
Yeah a big angry stripy cat feckin your exit hole, nasty man!always wi the feckin cats
Nice to see you back , you well ?Fair to middling, tic.
a sentence consisting of backwards, arse, spitting, ballswell am walkin backwards wi ma arse in the air ,so who knows a might be spittin fur balls next
you need to get out more ,you seem to have a strange infatuation with bungholes ,,,Yeah a big angry stripy cat feckin your exit hole, nasty man!