Dead laptop

[DILLIGAF]

That reminds of when I was in oz in the late nineties. You had to book an hour in the local library to use the Internet to check the news from home. My friend who was in Ireland at the time sent me an email which read wait till you see this. Of course I couldn't "wait" to see it and opened the fuckin thing.
A big sign flashed on the screen PORN with a loud siren going off. It wouldn't allow me to switch it off. Eventually it went off itself and me sitting there with a head on me like a brake light and the whole library lookin at me in disgust.
Needless to say it was about two months before I went back near the place.

'a head on me like a brake light'

 

[DILLIGAF]

'a head on me like a brake light'

Remember this one from back in the day:
Email came in: 'click this link and get a free case of beer, delivered to your house'

 

[Winter]

I've genuinely put on Find It, Fix It, Flog It on More 4+1. They have actually cancelled all adverts for today on all their channels. It is just like the early days of Channel 4 when many advert breaks didn't have adverts!

Same thing happened on the day she passed , no adverts

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Same thing happened on the day she passed , no adverts

I can't get my head round how showing tv adverts is somehow disrespectful.

And why 10 days of mourning? Surely a week is over the top for anyone, but understandable for a monarch.

And why did the SPFL not postpone the matches yesterday instead of making us play against St Mirren when they knew our players would be still upset? Bastards!

 

[26+6=1]

That reminds of when I was in oz in the late nineties. You had to book an hour in the local library to use the Internet to check the news from home. My friend who was in Ireland at the time sent me an email which read wait till you see this. Of course I couldn't "wait" to see it and opened the fuckin thing.
A big sign flashed on the screen PORN with a loud siren going off. It wouldn't allow me to switch it off. Eventually it went off itself and me sitting there with a head on me like a brake light and the whole library lookin at me in disgust.
Needless to say it was about two months before I went back near the place.

At least you were psychologically prepared for yer wan doing all the gowlin in the whatsapp messages in recent times.

 

[Winter]

I can't get my head round how showing tv adverts is somehow disrespectful.

And why 10 days of mourning? Surely a week is over the top for anyone, but understandable for a monarch.

And why did the SPFL not postpone the matches yesterday instead of making us play against St Mirren when they knew our players would be still upset? Bastards!

10 days? What ? We not still mourning in the morning?

 

[Weedocbhoy60]

So the old laptop I borrowed from my work before I retired a good few years ago has sadly passed away and my son's have given me a nice shiney tablet thingy that keeps changing everything I type and having fingers like sausages I keep pressing the wrong button .
The old laptop will be lying in state until Wednesday when it will be interned into the bin ,a 100 page pull out will be available everyday in the daily record from Monday for a week , the route the bin lorry takes will be posted later so that anyone who wants can line the route.

Is there a free bar ?

 

[Miktim]

10 days? What ? We not still mourning in the morning?

Been to some funerals that lasted ten days but I’m not sure at what point we buried the coffin

 

[JamSam67]

Been to some funerals that lasted ten days but I’m not sure at what point we buried the coffin

It wasn’t the cough that carried them off
But Coffin they carried them off in.
It’s what the Auld Lappie wanted

HH

 

[Winter]

Been to some funerals that lasted ten days but I’m not sure at what point we buried the coffin

As they say " it's no the coffin ye coffin, it's the coffin they carry ye off in"

 

[26+6=1]

Is there a free bar ?

There's a space bar.

 

[26+6=1]