Derby apparently offering Slippy silly money

[SamTeàrlachH]

According to the media, with all the usual provisions about silly season and the utter drivel they spout on an hourly basis, Derby County will treble Slippy's salary, give him a large transfer budget and offer him £8 million bonus if he leads them to the EPL. I couldn't give a shit what Slippy does and I remain supremely unimpressed at his abilities (or lack of) as a manager, but I might actually die laughing if he left Sevco for Derby. The hun meltdown would be biblical in its proportions.

 

[P.Anthony]

According to the media, with all the usual provisions about silly season and the utter drivel they spout on an hourly basis, Derby County will treble Slippy's salary, give him a large transfer budget and offer him £8 million bonus if he leads them to the EPL. I couldn't give a shit what Slippy does and I remain supremely unimpressed at his abilities (or lack of) as a manager, but I might actually die laughing if he left Sevco for Derby. The hun meltdown would be biblical in its proportions.

Now that would be funny Sam,i would rather be at Derby ,a club with a bit of history ?.I see he's qualified to work down there now.

 

[The Shamrock]

According to the media, with all the usual provisions about silly season and the utter drivel they spout on an hourly basis, Derby County will treble Slippy's salary, give him a large transfer budget and offer him £8 million bonus if he leads them to the EPL. I couldn't give a shit what Slippy does and I remain supremely unimpressed at his abilities (or lack of) as a manager, but I might actually die laughing if he left Sevco for Derby. The hun meltdown would be biblical in its proportions.

He's got every right to move to a bigger, non-sectarian, financially sound football club.

 

[Sean Tbl Tbl]

According to the media, with all the usual provisions about silly season and the utter drivel they spout on an hourly basis, Derby County will treble Slippy's salary, give him a large transfer budget and offer him £8 million bonus if he leads them to the EPL. I couldn't give a shit what Slippy does and I remain supremely unimpressed at his abilities (or lack of) as a manager, but I might actually die laughing if he left Sevco for Derby. The hun meltdown would be biblical in its proportions.

Over on Fester Fester they're awreasy in Meltdoon coz Gimps here fur yup u guessed it #55??????..After that he's aff tae Liverpool????..Fukin Deluded Cunts, after 4 game they'll be MINIMUM 5 pts Behind & phoning a taxi fur Gump?????

 

[Sean Tbl Tbl]

Over on Fester Fester they're awreasy in Meltdoon coz Gimps here fur yup u guessed it #55??????..After that he's aff tae Liverpool????..Fukin Deluded Cunts, after 4 game they'll be MINIMUM 5 pts Behind & phoning a taxi fur Gump?????

Thats awready..fukin fones????

 

[P.Anthony]

He's got every right to move to a bigger, non-sectarian, financially sound football club.

Ach if he leaves they can go for Rafa since hes out of work now ?

 

[The Shamrock]

Ach if he leaves they can go for Rafa since hes out of work now ?

Aye, there will be a big queue of elite managers wanting the gig of building a team with eff all money.

 

[Maria]

Thats awready..fukin fones????

Alright Sean, how’s the head? Kitchen? ????. You are way too funny. ?

 

[P.Anthony]

Aye, there will be a big queue of elite managers wanting the gig of building a team with eff all money.

Maybe even Jose? The 30 million they get for Morelos will cover his wages for a few year haha

 

[Sean Tbl Tbl]

Alright Sean, how’s the head? Kitchen? ????. You are way too funny. ?

Kitchens fine, had it aw under control ?????..Supposed tae mk masel a curry but ended up wae Spaghetti n Cheese??????

 

[Spherical Planet]

Just to rub more salt in the wounds, if he did go to Derby Cunty, what's the odds his first signing is Ryan Kunt?

 

[P.Anthony]

Just to rub more salt in the wounds, if he did go to Derby Cunty, what's the odds his first signing is Ryan Kunt?

Would love to see that SP ?

 

[Maria]

Kitchens fine, had it aw under control ?????..Supposed tae mk masel a curry but ended up wae Spaghetti n Cheese??????

Haha. You should grab takeaway before getting home, keep you n the gaff safer ?

 

[SamTeàrlachH]

Just to rub more salt in the wounds, if he did go to Derby Cunty, what's the odds his first signing is Ryan Kunt?

That would be too sweet.

 

[Theverdict1]

According to the media, with all the usual provisions about silly season and the utter drivel they spout on an hourly basis, Derby County will treble Slippy's salary, give him a large transfer budget and offer him £8 million bonus if he leads them to the EPL. I couldn't give a shit what Slippy does and I remain supremely unimpressed at his abilities (or lack of) as a manager, but I might actually die laughing if he left Sevco for Derby. The hun meltdown would be biblical in its proportions.

That would be a glorious thing to happen. Can you imagine they ugly permanently raging baw faces at that?

 

[Maria]

That would be a glorious thing to happen. Can you imagine they ugly permanently raging baw faces at that?

See the daily rancid has KT leaving at 67% to staying at 33% in their scum hun rag lol.

He’s defo staying. When did they fandangoes ever get an exclusive

 

[SamTeàrlachH]

See the daily rancid has KT leaving at 67% to staying at 33% in their scum hun rag lol.

He’s defo staying. When did they fandangoes ever get an exclusive

They're so excited about Sevco next season:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport...sfer-news/how-rangers-line-up-steven-17086791

 

[The Shamrock]

Wouldn't wipe my backside with that rag. It would be like putting shite on shite.

 

[The Shamrock]

They're so excited about Sevco next season:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport...sfer-news/how-rangers-line-up-steven-17086791

Ahm no reading it, Sam.

 

[SamTeàrlachH]

Honestly, the above article is something you'd likely get in 'Rangers News' or whatever the fuck their house rag is called. Most of the Record writers cut their teeth there tbf.