Furlough.....

[Hoopy427]

Getting paid to stay at home, ya dancer I thought, think of all the things i can do!!
I could learn a new language, or read Tolstoy, or paint the spare room, or fire up the lathe and make some things, or finish the garden pond, so many possibilities!

But two weeks in all I've done is get pished, it's a shite state of affairs!

 

[michael duffy]

Are 8 furloughs in a mile, askin furra friend
Why no go and cook somethin' Hoopy

 

[26+6=1]

Getting paid to stay at home, ya dancer I thought, think of all the things i can do!!
I could learn a new language, or read Tolstoy, or paint the spare room, or fire up the lathe and make some things, or finish the garden pond, so many possibilities!

But two weeks in all I've done is get pished, it's a shite state of affairs!

Fuck sake, I'm still working, still getting pished and still doing fuck all. The only difference if I was off would be not having to waste so much mental energy on not appearing to be still half pished because I'd be still in bed.

 

[michael duffy]

Talkin aboot Tolstoy,ah took a speed reading course,decided tae read 'war and peace'did it in two minutes,.........it's aboot Russia!

 

[Hoopy427]

Are 8 furloughs in a mile, askin furra friend
Why no go and cook somethin' Hoopy

I was reading about how to distill vodka last night, might make a still

 

[26+6=1]

I was reading about how to distill vodka last night, might make a still

You can buy a yoke on ebay that looks like a kettle and works as an electric still.

 

[The Galway shawl]

You can buy a yoke on ebay that looks like a kettle and works as an electric still.

Am the same hoopy was gonna go on eBay and add to my 'Ghost in a jar' collection to the untrained eye they look like empty jam jars...but I know different.

 

[Steviebhoy67]

Getting paid to stay at home, ya dancer I thought, think of all the things i can do!!
I could learn a new language, or read Tolstoy, or paint the spare room, or fire up the lathe and make some things, or finish the garden pond, so many possibilities!

But two weeks in all I've done is get pished, it's a shite state of affairs!

Anno the feeling pal. I'm getting more depressed by the day. Cleaned house top to bottom twice. Cooking like a Michelin chef but it's no the same. I need fitba and work.

 

[Tony]

Getting paid to stay at home, ya dancer I thought, think of all the things i can do!!
I could learn a new language, or read Tolstoy, or paint the spare room, or fire up the lathe and make some things, or finish the garden pond, so many possibilities!

But two weeks in all I've done is get pished, it's a shite state of affairs!

Or you could play naked twister with the mrs??

 

[Rushy67]

Getting paid to stay at home, ya dancer I thought, think of all the things i can do!!
I could learn a new language, or read Tolstoy, or paint the spare room, or fire up the lathe and make some things, or finish the garden pond, so many possibilities!

But two weeks in all I've done is get pished, it's a shite state of affairs!

Ma ribs ur sair mate HH

 

[Steviebhoy67]

Or you could play naked twister with the mrs??

Just naw

 

[Rushy67]

Or you could play naked twister with the mrs??

She’s 380pun mate gees a brek ffs

and fur the rekrd a love aw wimin.

 

[Steviebhoy67]

Ma ribs ur sair mate HH

Good job she ain't on this site

 

[Tony]

Just naw

A like to wet the matt first Stevie ,makes it more interestin

 

[Steviebhoy67]

She's busy watching Masterchef. She should just video me

 

[Steviebhoy67]

A like to wet the matt first Stevie ,makes it more interestin
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I'd end up in A&E

 

[Weedocbhoy60]

Getting paid to stay at home, ya dancer I thought, think of all the things i can do!!
I could learn a new language, or read Tolstoy, or paint the spare room, or fire up the lathe and make some things, or finish the garden pond, so many possibilities!

But two weeks in all I've done is get pished, it's a shite state of affairs!

Start drinking coffee Hoopy, after the washing and ironing of course.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Am the same hoopy was gonna go on eBay and add to my 'Ghost in a jar' collection to the untrained eye they look like empty jam jars...but I know different.

Resell them on Ebay, but change the name to "hope in a jar". You'll make a mint aff the munkys, GS.

 

[The Galway shawl]

Resell them on Ebay, but change the name to "hope in a jar". You'll make a mint aff the munkys, GS.

Got 4 SP gonna get another one call them Goin for#55.....Fuckin more chance of a ghost in the jar than that happening.

 

[michael duffy]

I was reading about how to distill vodka last night, might make a still

Ye workin' through that list ae chores yer missus gave ye Hoopy!