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In the spirit of the late ( sadly ) great Hugh McIlvanney who died this week , I was remembering a story he told of Big Jock and Wee Jinky .

Jock told Hugh that his greatest achievement in football was keeping Jinky playing for as long as he did because of his drinking .
Hugh questioned Jock on how he managed this and was told by Stein that he had a spy in The Noggin . At first McIlvanney thought that Big Jock was talking psychology and was getting into wee Jimmy's head but Stein said that Jinky was known to frequent a pub called the Noggin and Jock had a 'spy' in there to let him know if Jinky came in when he shouldn't have - prior to a game .
Jock gets the call one day that Jinky has come in and immediately gets on the phone to the barman and asks to speak to Jimmy .
Wee Jimmy is called to the phone and cheerily answers in all innocence ''Hello ? ''
''Aye , Hello ! '' growls Stein '' Get your wee arse oot ae there , now ! ''
 
In the spirit of the late ( sadly ) great Hugh McIlvanney who died this week , I was remembering a story he told of Big Jock and Wee Jinky .

Jock told Hugh that his greatest achievement in football was keeping Jinky playing for as long as he did because of his drinking .
Hugh questioned Jock on how he managed this and was told by Stein that he had a spy in The Noggin . At first McIlvanney thought that Big Jock was talking psychology and was getting into wee Jimmy's head but Stein said that Jinky was known to frequent a pub called the Noggin and Jock had a 'spy' in there to let him know if Jinky came in when he shouldn't have - prior to a game .
Jock gets the call one day that Jinky has come in and immediately gets on the phone to the barman and asks to speak to Jimmy .
Wee Jimmy is called to the phone and cheerily answers in all innocence ''Hello ? ''
''Aye , Hello ! '' growls Stein '' Get your wee arse oot ae there , now ! ''


One of the best mate, and brought a huge smile to Hugh's face when he told it, today, of all days, that is spine stingling stuff, thanks Millsy, thanks a lot pal.
 
In the spirit of the late ( sadly ) great Hugh McIlvanney who died this week , I was remembering a story he told of Big Jock and Wee Jinky .

Jock told Hugh that his greatest achievement in football was keeping Jinky playing for as long as he did because of his drinking .
Hugh questioned Jock on how he managed this and was told by Stein that he had a spy in The Noggin . At first McIlvanney thought that Big Jock was talking psychology and was getting into wee Jimmy's head but Stein said that Jinky was known to frequent a pub called the Noggin and Jock had a 'spy' in there to let him know if Jinky came in when he shouldn't have - prior to a game .
Jock gets the call one day that Jinky has come in and immediately gets on the phone to the barman and asks to speak to Jimmy .
Wee Jimmy is called to the phone and cheerily answers in all innocence ''Hello ? ''
''Aye , Hello ! '' growls Stein '' Get your wee arse oot ae there , now ! ''
Loved that story Millsy.
 

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