The Deadner
Well-known member
I think it's blatantly obvious what has caused all this. Harry's bird bought him one a them DNA kits aff ancestry.com for Christmas.
Rumour has it, there was a big party called to announce the results. After a hape a drink being consumed, in walks Jeremy Kyle with a big envelope under the arm and tells the lot of them to sit the fuck down and howl there wheest. He turns to charlo and says "charlo, you are not the father". To which charlo replies "thanks be to Jaysus for that, he's an awful unmannerly hooer of a gasun". To which Kyle replied " fuck ye for a cunt charlo, but it's not like ye didn't fuckin know. Number 1, ye woulda had to ride the mother in order to fix her. Number 2, the prick has a head a red hair and is the spit of all the hewitts that ever was made. Number 3, look at his fuckin ears and you with a set a listeners on ye like an African bull elephant. But there was one thing the two of yis have in common, Yis are two horrible cunts".
This is exactly what happened word for word!
Rumour has it, there was a big party called to announce the results. After a hape a drink being consumed, in walks Jeremy Kyle with a big envelope under the arm and tells the lot of them to sit the fuck down and howl there wheest. He turns to charlo and says "charlo, you are not the father". To which charlo replies "thanks be to Jaysus for that, he's an awful unmannerly hooer of a gasun". To which Kyle replied " fuck ye for a cunt charlo, but it's not like ye didn't fuckin know. Number 1, ye woulda had to ride the mother in order to fix her. Number 2, the prick has a head a red hair and is the spit of all the hewitts that ever was made. Number 3, look at his fuckin ears and you with a set a listeners on ye like an African bull elephant. But there was one thing the two of yis have in common, Yis are two horrible cunts".
This is exactly what happened word for word!