I would highly recommend a wee gem tucked away in the North East of the emerald Isle. Playa del ard mhacha. Loads to see and do and no fear of ever getting sun burned. You just have to be careful if you venture into the north west of the county, you could easy accidentally cross into a cunt of a spot called tyrone (pronounced "trone" by the locals).
The resulting accidental misadventure will no doubt result in a break out of a fever followed by a breed of rash still undiagnosed in the medical profession. One local doctor was quoted recently, saying "we haven't a fuckin clue what it is hi. All we know is the cunts in tyrone are immune to it and even a bucket load a sudo creme is no good to it".
But don't let that stop ye lads, they reckon if ye hold your breath while you're there you'll be grand.
