I should be in bed

[Greenghirl]

I should be away up te ma bad but I’m waiting on the cat comin in. He’s away out and he cannae get in as we’ve no cat flap.

I thought he’d stop roamin since he’s become a eunuch but no chance. It’s worse than waitin up fer yer weens te get in.

 

[Greenghirl]

I should be away up te ma bad but I’m waiting on the cat comin in. He’s away out and he cannae get in as we’ve no cat flap.

I thought he’d stop roamin since he’s become a eunuch but no chance. It’s worse than waitin up fer yer weens te get in.

I meant ma bed..... bloody text I’ll never get the hang of it

 

[Spherical Planet]

I meant ma bed..... bloody text I’ll never get the hang of it

Just beware of cats and shed roofs, GG

I've got the scars to prove it

 

[The Shamrock]

It's a cat, it'll come in when it feels like it so get a flap.

 

[The Shamrock]

Just beware of cats and shed roofs, GG

I've got the scars to prove it

See, SP. They're fkn evil. Tools of Satan.

 

[P.Anthony]

See, SP. They're fkn evil. Tools of Satan.

Av a nice Persian down the stair from me ,started lettin it in mine,now a cany get rid of it

 

[Greenghirl]

See, SP. They're fkn evil. Tools of Satan.

You may be right Shamy Felix gis me the skunk eye if I don’t do his dinner on time. And he was a stray you think he’d be grateful but no I’m just on e the staff

 

[The Shamrock]

Av a nice Persian down the stair from me ,started lettin it in mine,now a cany get rid of it

YUCK

 

[michael duffy]

watched the local tomcat, "peanut" attackin a fox last night,ninja cats SP! and you know better most!!!

 

[michael duffy]

YUCK

Miaowwwww!

 

[P.Anthony]

YUCK[/QUOTE
Take it you dont like cats..

 

[Greenghirl]

I guess the trouble with cats is they were worshipped in ancient Egypt and it’s in their DNA they’ve never forgotten it.

As the old story goes..... the cat goddess Bast said to a modern day kitten...”Do they still worship us child”... to which the kitten replied..”well they clean up my toilet, feed me tasty morsels, strike me and pet me and let me sleep on their bed”

Ah said the goddess” so they still do that’s good”

 

[The Shamrock]

Miaowwwww!

They're sly and sleekit and I don't like sly and sleekit.

 

[Greenghirl]

I guess the trouble with cats is they were worshipped in ancient Egypt and it’s in their DNA they’ve never forgotten it.

As the old story goes..... the cat goddess Bast said to a modern day kitten...”Do they still worship us child”... to which the kitten replied..”well they clean up my toilet, feed me tasty morsels, stroke me and pet me and let me sleep on their bed”

Ah said the goddess” so they still do that’s good”

 

[Greenghirl]

Should say stroke FFS somebody teach me how te use this bloody thing

 

[michael duffy]

They're sly and sleekit and I don't like sly and sleekit.

say that tae a lion's face Shamrock! here kitty, kitty,miaoowww!

 

[The Shamrock]

say that tae a lion's face Shamrock! here kitty, kitty,miaoowww!

Everybody runs away fae lions...............they're the masters of sly and sleekit.

 

[michael duffy]

they look down on us Shamrock,cos we cannae catch mice!!!!

 

[michael duffy]

Everybody runs away fae lions...............they're the masters of sly and sleekit.

!

 

[Spherical Planet]

They're sly and sleekit and I don't like sly and sleekit.

My wee naka is the bonniest cat in the world.

He's like a wee puppy, doesn't leave my side (even at the boozer, should see that wee cateen shcoopin)