In memory of 007
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The Shamrock
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Met Sean in Govan one time when I was a wean. He was just outside Fairfields Shipyard, must have been launching something but he was nice and chatty with a lovely voice and Hollywood good looks.
He set the benchmark for every 007 that followed. None have been as good.
He set the benchmark for every 007 that followed. None have been as good.
JamSam67
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My Auntie worked in a famous Kilt making place in Edinburgh she did most of the Royals oor Queenie Eddy queenie 2 Mm
Anyhoo our Seansh came to Kinloch Anderson’s factory it was the same time he said a wummin deserved a wee slap everynowandthen. Well the staff were told no mention of that particular statement
Well a wee 4ft8” wummin tells him she wid kick his baws oaf and ram his fucking Martini up his erchie oh how the man laughed and management winced luckily he pretended not to hear it and sadly nae medja thur ti hear it either.
she didn’t pay for any drink oan there night out and she kept her job she was supremely good at her job.
So no really a fan of oor we shshean Canary.
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Anyhoo our Seansh came to Kinloch Anderson’s factory it was the same time he said a wummin deserved a wee slap everynowandthen. Well the staff were told no mention of that particular statement
Well a wee 4ft8” wummin tells him she wid kick his baws oaf and ram his fucking Martini up his erchie oh how the man laughed and management winced luckily he pretended not to hear it and sadly nae medja thur ti hear it either.
she didn’t pay for any drink oan there night out and she kept her job she was supremely good at her job.
So no really a fan of oor we shshean Canary.
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The Shamrock
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Was thinking that myself Jammy.PS where’s Kelly no seen or heard his dulcet tones oan here fur a while ?
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The Shamrock
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I'm fairly missing the fermer's joie de vivre, bonhomie and hail fellow well met attitude. 
Bridie Bhoy
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I noticed kelly hasn't been on for over a week. I hope he is OK.
Docco
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Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson,and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night! Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Cilla says,
'Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer'. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun'.
So they went back to her place and got comfortable.
After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
Afterwards, Sean says, 'If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex.
But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand'. Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says 'Okay'.
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before.
Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful'.
But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to.......'
'I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem Hun'. Cilla complies with the routine.
The results this time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks,
'Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer Willie in de other' does it really stimulate yer that much?'.
Sean replies, 'No, not at all Cilla,
but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the bitch stole ma wallet.
After the show, Cilla says,
'Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer'. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun'.
So they went back to her place and got comfortable.
After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
Afterwards, Sean says, 'If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex.
But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand'. Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says 'Okay'.
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before.
Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful'.
But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to.......'
'I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem Hun'. Cilla complies with the routine.
The results this time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks,
'Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer Willie in de other' does it really stimulate yer that much?'.
Sean replies, 'No, not at all Cilla,
but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the bitch stole ma wallet.
The Galway shawl
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Big Tam, as he was known in Edinburgh. Absolute legend.R.I.P. also zaliukas tragic no age at all.
Tenerife tim
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Oh well,rip tae a wife battering turncoat. I suppose
michael duffy
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Ah'm ahead ae the loser on the predictor,cannae wait fur him tae start postin! Muuaahahaha!,but seriously, hope he's ok and still jammin up the traffic!PS where’s Kelly no seen or heard his dulcet tones oan here fur a while ?
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michael duffy
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Best movie-Darby O'Gill and the little people!
boab1916
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He wont be lost or stuck in the traffic thats for sureAh'm ahead ae the loser on the predictor,cannae wait fur him tae start postin! Muuaahahaha!,but seriously, hope he's ok and still jammin up the traffic!
boab1916
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Like a burns supper night bet Edinburgh rocked that night
DILLIGAF
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No doubt it did Boab
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