Smelltheg-love
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Fuck forgot it was Saturday night
Kids eh ?
Kids eh ?
HiFuck forgot it was Saturday night
Kids eh ?
Ffs it’s dumb
Kelly's out filming squirrel abuse for our amusement....Ffs it’s dumb
Where’s dumber
Need to wait till TET edits it thoughKelly's out filming squirrel abuse for our amusement....
Turn it up cos I can’t hear themIt's Sunday morning & I've got an Empty hoose, Empty Decanter & another bottle of Glenfiddich & the REBS OAN
PMSL at that mate sounds so familiar with the emptyTurn it up cos I can’t hear them
an empty hoose
I remember when young if Celtic won, my mum would get ready cos my dad would call her. Get yourself and my clobber ready while we were coming back from game. He’d come home, change and off they went. But in the meantime I’d call all my pals, I’ve an empty.
so with them all lined up round the corner, as soon as the taxi left the street in they came.
but this time I’m rolling a erm roll up and the door opens, the big man, sees us all and says for fuck sake that’s impressive, not even left the scheme and I realise I never took my wallet and here’s 16 of you in my house within the 3 minutes we left. Feck Stephen nearly finished a joint in that time. Goes in cupboard and gives us a case of beer
Grounded me for a month next day
I wouldn’t embarrass you but that’s the price for being a sleek it wee knob