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Maria
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Wheres Tictastic when you need the mood lightened ??
Anyone want to weigh in with a wee cracker?
Beats boxing
Anyone want to weigh in with a wee cracker?
Beats boxing
Tenerife tim
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Senga and agnes sitting having a blether and senga says,I'm no being funny agnes but how come wan o your breasts is normal and the other wans nearly at yir waist. Agnes says,,ach that's my archie, we've been together 35 years and when we're messing aboot he always likes to sook oan the same wan
.so senga says, well,me and my joe have been together 40 years and he always likes to sook oan my right wam but mine's are normal. And agnes says,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ah,but do you sleep in bunk beds
.so senga says, well,me and my joe have been together 40 years and he always likes to sook oan my right wam but mine's are normal. And agnes says,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ah,but do you sleep in bunk beds
The Shamrock
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Senga and agnes sitting having a blether and senga says,I'm no being funny agnes but how come wan o your breasts is normal and the other wans nearly at yir waist. Agnes says,,ach that's my archie, we've been together 35 years and when we're messing aboot he always likes to sook oan the same wan
.so senga says, well,me and my joe have been together 40 years and he always likes to sook oan my right wam but mine's are normal. And agnes says,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ah,but do you sleep in bunk beds
???. Hadnae heard that one.
Big Bobo's bunnet
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Not a joke as such but my 3yr old just gave me an ear bashing there.
I sat down his dinner. Beef chilli and rice.
Told him what it was. He went off his nut.
"No no no. Can't eat it daddy!!!! Look steam!!!
Not chilly!!! Look steam!!! Still too hot!!!"
I agreed and made my way back into the kitchen pissing myself ?
I sat down his dinner. Beef chilli and rice.
Told him what it was. He went off his nut.
"No no no. Can't eat it daddy!!!! Look steam!!!
Not chilly!!! Look steam!!! Still too hot!!!"
I agreed and made my way back into the kitchen pissing myself ?
tictastic
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A very heavy blond went to the clinic to lose weight.
The doctor told her to eat what she normally ate for three days and then skip a day. He told her she would have lost at least 4 pounds till the next month.
She came back four weeks later, 30 pounds lighter! The doctor looked at her surprised and said "How do you feel now?"
Blonde: "I am so sore and tired. My muscles ache all over!"
Doctor: "From not eating?"
Blonde: "No from skipping"
The doctor told her to eat what she normally ate for three days and then skip a day. He told her she would have lost at least 4 pounds till the next month.
She came back four weeks later, 30 pounds lighter! The doctor looked at her surprised and said "How do you feel now?"
Blonde: "I am so sore and tired. My muscles ache all over!"
Doctor: "From not eating?"
Blonde: "No from skipping"
tictastic
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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
cause red means stop.
cause red means stop.
tictastic
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I think my wife is starting to get depressed with all this rain we’re getting. Everyday, I see her at the window with a sad look on her face.
If it gets any worse I might have to let her back inside.
If it gets any worse I might have to let her back inside.
TET
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I read an obscure review suggesting that FBI classify film as a trigger for people with serious mental issues and had expected mass shootings in cinemas
Haven't see movie, not even the trailers but apparently it delves into some weird ideologies?
It portrays severe mental episodes in it but honestly Tet it was boring and depressing.
Keep your cash.
not one good scene in it. Poorly written and pure pish.
expected a lot more.
even bits that were meant to be darkly funny were so lame it would get switched off after 5 mins at home. Dreadful
TET
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I can't say I'm a fan of the batman series
So many different variations in last 20 years
I enjoyed the old batman series as kid, the biff, wham pow sound effects and the strange arch enemy caricatures.
The first two big movies with Keaton as batman were quite enjoyable
My wee brother loved the christian bale versions
But that was really getting dark and odd
I watched the first bale movie and it didn't impress me enough to watch anymore of that series
Seen some clips of the psychotic joker scenes and it didn't inspire me, despite rave reviews for the actor.
Apparently the new joker movie plumbs new depths into the anarchistic nihilistic psyche
Rather than joker, perhaps the film should be entitled pathological illness
Nick66
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My other half eats skips.
DILLIGAF
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Haven't seen the Joker yet, but my daughter and son in law went last night, so will waitfor their reviews and make my decision, as we like a lot of the same movies
I'm also a Jack Nicholson fan, love all his work, but for me, the best Joker, was Heath Ledger, his acting and timing was spot on
Too bad he left us, he had so much talent
I'm also a Jack Nicholson fan, love all his work, but for me, the best Joker, was Heath Ledger, his acting and timing was spot on
Too bad he left us, he had so much talent
boab1916
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DILLIGAF
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Tenerife tim
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A wee guy says to his mother. Ma I've got the biggest dick in the nursery. Is that cos I'm fae glesga....
Ma says,new, it's cos yir 28 ya fuckin retard. Now eat yir spaghetti hoops and don't spill any doon yir rangers tap.
Ma says,new, it's cos yir 28 ya fuckin retard. Now eat yir spaghetti hoops and don't spill any doon yir rangers tap.
tictastic
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TET
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I wonder if king is the joker at the crypt?
Hong Kong money men in that scene and he wants half the other gangsters life earnings or he will blow them all up
Same pathology at work, I'm sure
