Lying here pondering,?

BILLCOWIE1958

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As I lie cooped up in my hospital bed
I've had a lot of time to muse
On recent Celtic match results
And some have given me the blues
Sure we molicated Killie
And against Salzburg we did enough
But against Hibs and Robinson's Motherwell
We played absooloutely GUFF

But with the transfer window coming up
Perhaps optimism beckons
A couple of strikers and a Centre Back
Would do us fine I reckon
But if Santa's out there reading this
Let me throw this in the mix .......
Can you bring us somebody competent
Who can convert our penalty kicks

HH?
 
As I lie cooped up in my hospital bed
I've had a lot of time to muse
On recent Celtic match results
And some have given me the blues
Sure we molicated Killie
And against Salzburg we did enough
But against Hibs and Robinson's Motherwell
We played absooloutely GUFF

But with the transfer window coming up
Perhaps optimism beckons
A couple of strikers and a Centre Back
Would do us fine I reckon
But if Santa's out there reading this
Let me throw this in the mix .......
Can you bring us somebody competent
Who can convert our penalty kicks

HH?

So, Bill, are you getting some nice meds? :ROFLMAO:
 
Nah it wouldn't fit him he's MASDIVE
Or so I'm told?

HH?[/QUOTE
The Bould, Bould Celts. Sung to wearing of the green
Oh! Paddy, dear, an’ did you hear the news that’s
goin’ round –
That the team they call the “Celtic” is the best that
Can be found;
For the way they play, the people say, they should
Get champion belts;
But I’ll give my own opinion of the bould, bould
Celts.
The first one that I noticed, as they stepped upon the
field,
Och! He just lucked like a hayro who wud rather die
than yield;
Whin they called him “Captin” Kelly, shure imme-
diately I felt
Admirashun rise ‘ithin me for this bould, bould Celt.
Then another strappin’ fellow, I heard thim shout his
name-
Both friends and enemies they praise his “gintlemanly
game” –
An’ to see him head the leather, shure the collared
hearts they melt.
For “Gineral” McLaren is a good ould Celt.
There’s McCallum, he’s another, tho’ his name does
not denote
That he’s of the “Emerald colour” still, I’ll give my
word an’ vote
Since I seen him from the “touch-line” give the foot
ball such a welt.
I have come to the conclusion he’s a bould, bould
Celt.
Shure they’ve put wan in the rear rank who shud be
In the {_a_ }
A sturdy little fellow, but he’s every inch a man.
My, I seen him take it aisy when an awful kick he
dealt;
Och! McKeown he is knowin’, he’s a bould, bould
Celt.
An there’s handsome Tommy Maley, shure he races
like a hare;
Tho’ he has to kick the ball as well, you’ll maybe
think it quare.
I have seen men try to catch him but the ball they
never smelt.
For he knows the way to dodge thim, does this bould,
bould Celt.
There’s wan that’s wantin’ watchin’; they call him
Willy Groves;
He’s wonderful to luk at as about the field he roves
Och! He bares no comprehenshun – admirashun I have
felt:
He’s a dasher, he’s a smasher, he’s a bould bould
Celt.
There’s Coleman, Willy Maley, and there’s Dunbar –
all the same –
An’ Dunning in the “gap hole” always plays a
winning game;
“Tho’ last not layst” I won’t forget, tho’ long
enough I’ve dwelt,
Faugh-a ballagh for O’Gallacher, a bould, bould Celt
 
Yup morphine makes the world look all pink and fluffy

Shit my wife's brought me her house coat instead of my dressing gown ???

HH?
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As to your (ahem) wife's house coat.....is there something you would like to share with us Bill?
 

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