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Naw bone dry,Aw Michael wassup.
I was banging out the tunes the day in work. Smashed my target.
Then got into the car and thought is this my fkn life.
Got to his maws and really wanted to fkn scream.
Got home and cnto son thinks its ok to smirk as his trackin report says hes below par.
Sick fkn carrying men so i am.
Well he got telt. Buck up or get a fkn job.
Swear a want to run like fk and no come back.
God help them if i do.
Apart fae aidy. Of course.
Is it to be raining tomorrow?
Picture the scene.
I was sitting in my Taxi a few nights ago, Not much happening. It was raining, all cosy, windows steaming up. I decided to watch a film on my phone. About an hour into it, (Still waiting on a job) The system alerts me to my next job... And it's a puddle jumper. A minimum fare, as this job was the shortest I could have possibly got. Considering I was all cosy, I shouted "YA FUCKIN LAZY BASTART" at the screen. Not sure if I was annoyed my viewing was interrupted, or the fact i'd waited over an hour for a shite job. At the same time as shouting, A wee Man was walking his dug doon the street, I could see him looking around, wondering where the fuck the shouting was coming from. I then started laughing uncontrollably and drove away to do the job. I laughed all the way to the pick up, and during the journey, The passengers thought I was mad. I obviously wasn't telling them the cause.
Naw bone dry,
Which one? My right cheek or my left cheek?Hey you how you do-in.
Where you been at Irish. I missed yer cheek ?
Which one? My right cheek or my left cheek?
What's the craic ? Why are ye down in the dumps?Their both connected tae yer belly button ?
Why’s it matter wether it wet or dry??your wedding day?Is it really. This important so tell me
What's the craic ? Why are ye down in the dumps?
absolutely heavin doon and the added bonus of 70 mph winds!!!!!!So its to be raining?
Why’s it matter wether it wet or dry??your wedding day?
absolutely heavin doon and the added bonus of 70 mph winds!!!!!!
a nice wee song afore you go to bawbaws zzzzzzzzzzz
Check out "Tam" on the BBC iplayer for a 15 minute glaswegian version of Tam O'ShanterAnyone, someone, please tell me a story... a happy or funny one please.
I know a few could do with it.