Melancholy tonight, any funny stories

[michael duffy]

Wine before beer, or beer before wine? Science says the hangover will be equally punishing
By Rosie Spinks48 minutes ago.

beer (Stella) before wine=no hangover
don't sober up=no hangover
simples!!!!!!

 

[stilsound]

Try this , Andy is a classic -

https://twitter.com/x/status/1093685211668381696

 

[Therebelshavewon]

??? cunt wants 2 lay of the blue nun,deraged just like that stupid looking fuckpot hes talking about ???

 

[Espiritosanto]

He charged me buttons actually.

I reckon anyone giving a ghirl a wee song before bed time is the one who gets their chain yanked actually.

Hence when you singing sandra ?

???????????

Charged you buttons?hopefully no aff yer toggs?...sorry a canny sing??

 

[Maria]

Charged you buttons?hopefully no aff yer toggs?...sorry a canny sing??

Never off my toggs. £16 he charged including drop off at st bridgets in baillieston then the shop for redbull then the magical mystery tour.

Gave him more obviously.

But thats buttons in anyones book. ?

 

[Espiritosanto]

Try this , Andy is a classic -

https://twitter.com/x/status/1093685211668381696

Andys a bit of a bellend,,looks like he’s stole his wife’s phone and she’s due in??dick,,,wits going on way his colour scheme looks like green white and gold??and his t shirt,,,,zooooooooooomer.

 

[kelly]

Next time i bite back harder Kelly.

I will take shit when i dish it but yer bang out if order when i haven’t.

I will be the only one standing. Thats just a fact.

fs your on a roll the night

 

[Espiritosanto]

Never off my toggs. £16 he charged including drop off at st bridgets in baillieston then the shop for redbull then the magical mystery tour.

Gave him more obviously.

But thats buttons in anyones book. ?

You sure it wizny a knocked off motor you got inWould cost the twat more than £16 bangers on diesel,#stalker?

 

[Maria]

You sure it wizny a knocked off motor you got inWould cost the twat more than £16 bangers on diesel,#stalker?

No it was a taxi lol.

 

[Maria]

I thought the price was strange too but i phoned it

 

[Maria]

Dont say that you. I got into a car in the gallowgate one night and told the guy sitting in it to take me to coatbridge which he duly did.

He wasn’t a taxi driver ?

 

[Espiritosanto]

I thought the price was strange too but i phoned it

Did it say”””taxi”””” wiz the driver”not of this parish kinda guy”politically correct wording,

 

[Espiritosanto]

Dont say that you. I got into a car in the gallowgate one night and told the guy sitting in it to take me to coatbridge which he duly did.

He wasn’t a taxi driver ?

Your crackers,

 

[Therebelshavewon]

?? not a better woman 2 do it ??

 

[Espiritosanto]

Dont say that you. I got into a car in the gallowgate one night and told the guy sitting in it to take me to coatbridge which he duly did.

He wasn’t a taxi driver ?

You do know that’s we’re bible John had fun??

 

[Maria]

You do know that’s we’re bible John had fun??

I genuinely thought he was a taxi.

I did get a fright about it when i realised. Just chucked him a score and said nothing for nothing.

Stupid thing was i sat in the front and still never noticed.

Too busy looking out the window enroute home.

Why the fk didnt he just say. He was a young guy.

My friend and i went down the gallowgate after the match and just pub crawled 2 hours a piece.

I left her in the boozer too ?

 

[Maria]

Private taxis look like cars and its hard to tell when your tipsy and when i want something i want it straight away so think 3 clicks and yer home ??

 

[Espiritosanto]

I genuinely thought he was a taxi.

I did get a fright about it when i realised. Just chucked him a score and said nothing for nothing.

Stupid thing was i sat in the front and still never noticed.

Too busy looking out the window enroute home.

Why the fk didnt he just say. He was a young guy.

My friend and i went down the gallowgate after the match and just pub crawled 2 hours a piece.

I left her in the boozer too ?

Jeesusss h Christ,,a thot it was quite hard for they poor serial killers trying to get there game face on!!but seems it’s easy Peasy ,,,jist roll up in your car “buy a newspaper and wait till shutting time ,,,,

 

[Espiritosanto]

Private taxis look like cars and its hard to tell when your tipsy and when i want something i want it straight away so think 3 clicks and yer home ??

Clicks of your high heels who you think you are??dorothy,,,

 

[boab1916]

Wine before beer, or beer before wine? Science says the hangover will be equally punishing
By Rosie Spinks48 minutes ago.

beer (Stella) before wine=no hangover
don't sober up=no hangover
simples!!!!!!

Keeping up with the theme