Melancholy tonight, any funny stories



How can poof juice get ye drunk?

If its no spirits i dont get it.

Remember in liverpool these wido’s said i bet i can drink a pint of lager in the time it takes you to drink yer vodka.

Apparantly it was a flip top head.

I said no how about i drink 10 dbles and if i beat you the bar tabs yours.

Aw yeah baby i was merry n cash in ma tail.

Poor scouse probs still in shock

Bo ya ka sha mutha fkr