Mick Duffy's Stella(r) ratings,wee robbin'Scottish Bastaarts Vs Cyprus muggin victim's!

Fuck Stella!:D
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Tennents is pishwatter knocked stupid!
Stella-water,barley malt,maize and hops! nae fart pollution here!
Yeah but Tennents sell Stella. Heverlee is a Tennents-Stella conspiracy. The 'master brewer' of Heverlee sits on the Tennents board. Heverlee is the bastard posterchild of chemical brews...........4 paracodol hangover shit
 
Talk aboot a blag,as blag's go,this wiz up there wi'the best ae them! wee Stevie McTurpin,probably even cracked a grin!
and by phuq,somebody,anybody tazer then bludgeon that feckin ref, wi somethin really blunt and heavy!
Could've been a (Cyp)riot in Cyprus!🤪,shut it fecker's, ma coat's oan, any way,

Marshall- Solid, unspectular, whit dae ye expect, he's a feckin goalie! 7/10

Palmer-Lily away back tae Twin Peaks 1/10

Gallagher-Great assist for the equaliser! 1/10

McKenna-The Sheep want £10million fur this donkey! 0/10

Taylor-Pretty decent goin forward,defensively, no'sure,but the whole back four were dodgy,decent link up wi'Jamesy,more gametime needed though MOTM,(ah know,but will become clearer as ye read on!) 10/10

Jack-Star midfield general fur the scum!!!!! hahahahaha! 0/10

McGinn-Good understudy,fur Broony,Calmac,Bitton,Muthaphuqa,Corpus,Rogic,Henderson,have ah' missed anybody 2/10

McGregor-Calmac done what Calmac does MOTM 10/10

Christie-Belter of a goal fae Corpus MOTM 10/10

Forrest-Whit the phuq ah'm a dae'in here, though some good link up play with Taylor MOTM (see whit ah'm dae'in here!)10/10

Naebaws-Get aff ya nyaff,nothin trivial ah hope,0/10

Subs-

McBurnie-£20million!!!! and an uglu phuqer to boot!0/10

Burke-Olly,Olly, where the phuk is Olly!0/10

Devlin- n/a

Smash and grab,wee Scottish robbers!
thought there was somethin wrang wi ma sound,a constant whistlin sound fur 90 minutes,it wiz the bastaart ref!!!!
phuxake thout oor mib's were phuqin rank!!!!! yellowed Calmac! WTF!

Mick oot,ah'm away furra dump!!!!!:eek:
McKenna was awful. He's worth less than the Buffaloon. Wan question? How the hell did Scotland manage tae win that game? 'n' naw the ref wisnae a mason.
answer .... Four Celtic players in the team, obviously.
 
Just back tae Cyprus, Mrs & I had a great time, game was shite, though I wasn't complaining had Mrs sitting on my l lap for most of the game, he he, best away trip ever. Don't know if the tv cameras picked it up, SFA delegation of 120 over the see how Cyprus as one of the world great footballing nations do it.NOT.

Christies goal was a peach, Taylor's cross for McGinns goal was superb. The Celtic players who played were solid & preformed well.
 

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