The Shamrock
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What was your Wiltshire farm dinner tonight?
Still love ya!Day 2 part 2,R2D2!
Well ma day started wi'a bang,in bed rolled over and landed on the floor!,heard some Crow's laughin at me ootside! and ah'm sure a Magpie called me a daft auld fud!(might've been kelly though,thought a heard a troctor drivin away)
Any way,ablutions, then coffee and a fag,breakfast of champions!watched radio 5 live, that Nicky Campbells a prick,
Wwell it's wall tae wall coronavirus,so what does any good Tim dae on Paddy's day?exactly! crack a can and get the tunes on! Hail glorious Saint Patrick!
checked the Celtic sites, no much happenin,listened tae Snyde and radio Shortbread, the pricks prick kenny mc intyre, tryin tae push the null and void agenda,Wolf tones sorted that prick oot! ah can multi task ye know!
Had another Paddy's parade roon the hoose,some folk might call it gaun furra pish, but hey ho!
The sister popped in furra visit,made her a cup ae tea,and cracked ma, hhhmm another can, told her ah wiz self isolatin,she said "ye've been self isolatin fur years,ya daft auld fecker" got a way wi'words that yin!
She works as a lollipop wummin, and works wi prisoners familie's at the Bar L (shut it smart arses!) she said the schools will be shuttin doon oan friday and visits tae BarL will be cancelled, they'll be in lockdown!!!!! couldnae phuqin resist that! ah' here for 4 months folks!!!!!!,well, mibbe, our favourite Doc from New Zealand reckons ma teas oot so.......
So happy Paddy's Day Bhoys and Ghirls,time for anurra parade methinks,and,remember be safe! Hail Hail! β
Day 2 part 2,R2D2!
Well ma day started wi'a bang,in bed rolled over and landed on the floor!,heard some Crow's laughin at me ootside! and ah'm sure a Magpie called me a daft auld fud!(might've been kelly though,thought a heard a troctor drivin away)
Any way,ablutions, then coffee and a fag,breakfast of champions!watched radio 5 live, that Nicky Campbells a prick,
Wwell it's wall tae wall coronavirus,so what does any good Tim dae on Paddy's day?exactly! crack a can and get the tunes on! Hail glorious Saint Patrick!
checked the Celtic sites, no much happenin,listened tae Snyde and radio Shortbread, the pricks prick kenny mc intyre, tryin tae push the null and void agenda,Wolf tones sorted that prick oot! ah can multi task ye know!
Had another Paddy's parade roon the hoose,some folk might call it gaun furra pish, but hey ho!
The sister popped in furra visit,made her a cup ae tea,and cracked ma, hhhmm another can, told her ah wiz self isolatin,she said "ye've been self isolatin fur years,ya daft auld fecker" got a way wi'words that yin!
She works as a lollipop wummin, and works wi prisoners familie's at the Bar L (shut it smart arses!) she said the schools will be shuttin doon oan friday and visits tae BarL will be cancelled, they'll be in lockdown!!!!! couldnae phuqin resist that! ah' here for 4 months folks!!!!!!,well, mibbe, our favourite Doc from New Zealand reckons ma teas oot so.......
So happy Paddy's Day Bhoys and Ghirls,time for anurra parade methinks,and,remember be safe! Hail Hail! β
Turkey,gravy,stuffin. roast spuds, mashed neeps and carrots!!!!!What was your Wiltshire farm dinner tonight?
aldis do a good dinner plenty turkey n tatties , lidls is shite so is asdaTurkey,gravy,stuffin. roast spuds, mashed neeps and carrots!!!!!
Wurr you in Riddrie at aboot half ten this mornin Kelly?aldis do a good dinner plenty turkey n tatties , lidls is shite so is asda
michel wouldlikehis arse back ,,,,wanna remove yer tongue ya fudderStill love ya!
Was there a wiff o'cooo ode da toilet water in the air ?Wurr you in Riddrie at aboot half ten this mornin Kelly?
You're just jealous that I'd rather boot your arse than kiss it ya miserable auld cunt.michel wouldlikehis arse back ,,,,wanna remove yer tongue ya fudder
Naw,a thought a heard a magpie callin me a fud fur fallin oot ma bed,but ah'm sure a smelt tractor fumes!Was there a wiff o'cooo ode da toilet water in the air ?
Missus seen two magpies in our garden yesterday "it's a sign!"Naw,a thought a heard a magpie callin me a fud fur fallin oot ma bed,but ah'm sure a smelt tractor fumes!
Beats the hell out of my tin of soup.Turkey,gravy,stuffin. roast spuds, mashed neeps and carrots!!!!!
Woman can't live by soup alone Shamrock.Beats the hell out of my tin of soup.
Well at least it was chunky soup.Woman can't live by soup alone Shamrock.
I made a belter of a steak pie Shammy and a pot of leak and tatty soup!Beats the hell out of my tin of soup.
Did you have plumbing issues with your LEAK.I made a belter of a steak pie Shammy and a pot of leak and tatty soup!
Oh fuck offDid you have plumbing issues with your LEAK.
Leak?I made a belter of a steak pie Shammy and a pot of leak and tatty soup!
And you!Leak?
Fuckin magic MD(Sandmans apprentice)Day 2 part 2,R2D2!
Well ma day started wi'a bang,in bed rolled over and landed on the floor!,heard some Crow's laughin at me ootside! and ah'm sure a Magpie called me a daft auld fud!(might've been kelly though,thought a heard a troctor drivin away)
Any way,ablutions, then coffee and a fag,breakfast of champions!watched radio 5 live, that Nicky Campbells a prick,
Wwell it's wall tae wall coronavirus,so what does any good Tim dae on Paddy's day?exactly! crack a can and get the tunes on! Hail glorious Saint Patrick!
checked the Celtic sites, no much happenin,listened tae Snyde and radio Shortbread, the pricks prick kenny mc intyre, tryin tae push the null and void agenda,Wolf tones sorted that prick oot! ah can multi task ye know!
Had another Paddy's parade roon the hoose,some folk might call it gaun furra pish, but hey ho!
The sister popped in furra visit,made her a cup ae tea,and cracked ma, hhhmm another can, told her ah wiz self isolatin,she said "ye've been self isolatin fur years,ya daft auld fecker" got a way wi'words that yin!
She works as a lollipop wummin, and works wi prisoners familie's at the Bar L (shut it smart arses!) she said the schools will be shuttin doon oan friday and visits tae BarL will be cancelled, they'll be in lockdown!!!!! couldnae phuqin resist that! ah' here for 4 months folks!!!!!!,well, mibbe, our favourite Doc from New Zealand reckons ma teas oot so.......
So happy Paddy's Day Bhoys and Ghirls,time for anurra parade methinks,and,remember be safe! Hail Hail! β