Day 2 part 2,R2D2!
Well ma day started wi'a bang,in bed rolled over and landed on the floor!,heard some Crow's laughin at me ootside! and ah'm sure a Magpie called me a daft auld fud!(might've been kelly though,thought a heard a troctor drivin away)
Any way,ablutions, then coffee and a fag,breakfast of champions!watched radio 5 live, that Nicky Campbells a prick,
Wwell it's wall tae wall coronavirus,so what does any good Tim dae on Paddy's day?exactly! crack a can and get the tunes on! Hail glorious Saint Patrick!
checked the Celtic sites, no much happenin,listened tae Snyde and radio Shortbread, the pricks prick kenny mc intyre, tryin tae push the null and void agenda,Wolf tones sorted that prick oot! ah can multi task ye know!
Had another Paddy's parade roon the hoose,some folk might call it gaun furra pish, but hey ho!
The sister popped in furra visit,made her a cup ae tea,and cracked ma, hhhmm another can, told her ah wiz self isolatin,she said "ye've been self isolatin fur years,ya daft auld fecker" got a way wi'words that yin!
She works as a lollipop wummin, and works wi prisoners familie's at the Bar L (shut it smart arses!) she said the schools will be shuttin doon oan friday and visits tae BarL will be cancelled, they'll be in lockdown!!!!! couldnae phuqin resist that! ah' here for 4 months folks!!!!!!,well, mibbe, our favourite Doc from New Zealand reckons ma teas oot so.......
So happy Paddy's Day Bhoys and Ghirls,time for anurra parade methinks,and,remember be safe! Hail Hail! ā
