New Members thread.

[Miktim]

Is it true that the wimmen oan thi noise ur a braw well hung and feisty hockey bats waving Amazonian hulas who want a bit o Hoopy

HH

NAW , that’s just Kelly

 

[JamSam67]

NAW , that’s just Kelly

You in witless protection watch out for
He’s fund yi don’t worry I’m no a gress

HH

 

[26+6=1]

oh and the non binary folk, can't forget them....

I try me best to be non binary but every time I go to the pub I end up buying 20 regal

 

[lennono]

Nae winder naebudy wans tae jine......efter they've 'tried' tae mak sense o some of the posts....they'll be sayin...feck that....it's like a loony bin in there......

 

[Miktim]

Nae winder naebudy wans tae jine......efter they've 'tried' tae mak sense o some of the posts....they'll be sayin...feck that....it's like a loony bin in there......

I only joined because it was a loony bin

 

[kelly]

NAW , that’s just Kelly

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

I only joined because it was a loony bin

Ah only jined because it cheaper than therapy

Is it true that the wimmen oan thi noise ur a braw well hung and feisty hockey bats waving Amazonian hulas who want a bit o Hoopy

HH

naw, hoopy’s been neutered

 

[kelly]

seems to be a lack of females on this forum

yet there's loads of phannies post on it

 

[JamSam67]

seems to be a lack of females on this forum

yet there's loads of phannies post on it

Says the queen vag

HH

 

[Marky1956]

Hello new members, in my experience there are 2 types of men, there are men who like cats and there are men with very small penises, so which are you?

We'll get onto types of females later, oh and the non binary folk, can't forget them....

I don't like cats and also have a wee dick if I knew what non binary was I might give it a go

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Hello new members, in my experience there are 2 types of men, there are men who like cats and there are men with very small penises, so which are you?

This can't be correct - I like cats too!

 

[JamSam67]

This can't be correct - I like cats too!

Ken what they say aboot men wi big feet eh





Big socks

HH

 

[MickyMcMick]

To the new bhoys you can easily determine what we are like by using the old formula of good guy,good guy,good guy, wank I’m the latter before one of the smart arses on here points it out

 

[JamSam67]

To the new bhoys you can easily determine what we are like by using the old formula of good guy,good guy,good guy, wank I’m the latter before one of the smart arses on here points it out

That’s handy 🖐 ti ken

HH

 

[kelly]

To the new bhoys you can easily determine what we are like by using the old formula of good guy,good guy,good guy, wank I’m the latter before one of the smart arses on here points it out

That’s handy 🖐 am a wank to

HH wanna meet up

forums gone to the dogs

 

[JamSam67]

I’ve done the dogs 3 sheep but draw the line at goats.

Wheeeesh whit yi like
Whatever boats yir float

HH 🖐

 

[Hoopy427]

forums gone to the dogs

Meow!

 

[The Shamrock]

Well seeing it's the close season ffs!

 

[JamSam67]

Is it true that the wimmen oan thi noise ur a braw well hung and feisty hockey bats waving Amazonian hulas who want a bit o Hoopy

HH

Appleogies Shammy it’s a pussy cat hing

HH

 

[Hoopy427]

Well seeing it's the close season ffs!

Away and polish yer hockey bat!