Am already standing in the queue on the meadowshow, yir wantin a lift intae St Giles cathedral
only 12 hours to waitOffended
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only 12 hours to waitI meant does anyone who lives in Edinburgh actually work as their all on the streets watching a car go up and down the roadhow, yir wantin a lift intae St Giles cathedral
DILLIGAF
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Think he's got them on gumtree alreadyPrince Andrew to care for Queen's beloved corgis…..
Makes sense. Has grooming experience
Feel sorry for the dogs
DILLIGAF
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What a creepy bastard
That family is in need of therapy
Him and Trump, friends with Epstein, the Royals, friends with Savile
FFS, and the fawning of the peasants, would make you sick
No wonder Harry Hewitt fucked off
The Deadner
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I seen it. It read something like this.
Three corgi dogs for sale. One walking like a crab. One walking like John wayne. One not fit to walk. Otherwise in great condition.
P.s. Pass no remarks that their holes resemble boiled beetroot. Fuck all to do with me.
Contact Andrew on www.iswearibustednodogshole.com
DILLIGAF
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Dead quiet in Embra the day, I bet
Aye, it’s like a funeral through there Dill
Cairnsybhoy79
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Think some of yous catholics will be offended by this fanny
DILLIGAF
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Not Catholic, not offended, but by fuck, that guy is a clueless cuntThink some of yous catholics will be offended by this fanny
What's with the laughter at the end ?
It's enough to gie ye the Boak
26+6=1
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Threads like this are mince, bread and butter and fried onions.
And Thread Winner goes to the magnificent Fenians of Dublin's Shamrock Rovers.
TartanTim
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Went out today with my 'AYE, Till I Die' t-shirt on, oh it offended a few people, it made a few chuckle.
Only one woman really had ago, let her rip in & then gave her a history lesson, I'm a Scot & when the Crown apologise for the atrocities commit in Ireland & Scotland by the Monarchy of past, will I have any respect for the Crown
Only one woman really had ago, let her rip in & then gave her a history lesson, I'm a Scot & when the Crown apologise for the atrocities commit in Ireland & Scotland by the Monarchy of past, will I have any respect for the Crown
DILLIGAF
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There's always some self entitled, opinionated fuckwit, who will approach and have a go, only to be handed their arse right back
Was doing a Highland Games a few months ago
These were popular
One woman comes up, a look on her face that a camel had just shit in her mouth
She was Scottish too
I'm busy and she butts in with "I'm offended by that"
I said "Excuse me' to the normal people I was dealing with
I said "What was that ?"
She yells at me again..."That shirt offends me...!!"
"So ? I don't care...know what happens when you get offended ?...absolutely nothing...now go away and ask the mother ship to beam you up"
Laughter all around
My parting shot was..."I didn't see you coming...I sent for you..."
When they start with their shit, I take it to the next level...it's what HRH would have wanted
Well done Tommy, I'll haud yer jaiket
HH
JamSam67
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Cairnsybhoy79
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Ano was like weans being caught doing something wrong and giggling with nervousness bunch a clowns
Spherical Planet
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Nah Boab.......just got kicked oot early
tictastic
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Not offended at a couple of fkinThink some of yous catholics will be offended by this fanny
Smelltheg-love
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Early or …. Earlier than normal
John Knox, the great reformer, cleared Scotland of Catholics, ha ha haThink some of yous catholics will be offended by this fanny
Change the name to Hitler, Catholics to Jews, and make it Germany, talk about clearing, then laugh ha ha. See how that goes down in BBC land.
