DILLIGAF
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Yes...the one o' clock gun
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Winter
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News Thump , love this sitePrince Andrew to care for Queen's beloved corgis…..
Makes sense. Has grooming experience
Prince Andrew agrees to take on Queen’s beloved corgis for a small £12m fee
Prince Andrew has agreed to look after the Queen's beloved corgis it has been revealed today, for a small fee of approximately twelve million pounds.
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Monday 12 September 2022 by Neil Tollfree
A few days on from the tragic news about the death of Her Majesty the Queen and the British people are all mourning like absolute fuck.
“Me? I’m mourning like a complete bastard,” said Simon Williams, a masked vigilante from Chelmsford, Essex.
“Up late last night, up early this morning, all so I could mourn the absolute shit out of this. I’m dressed in black. I’ve painted the house black. I’ve made the kids black up. Black everywhere, mourning like a motherfucker. I’ve tattooed a picture of The Queen’s face on my own face as a gesture of respect. I am so fucking mourning.”
Mr Williams was not alone, across the country people from all walks of life have been completely fucking mourning all over the place.
“Stayed up through the night all the weekend to mourn all up in this bitch,” said Eleanor Gay, a murderer from Glossop.
“I’ve created a giant 50-foot-high wicker effigy of the Queen in my front garden and everyone on the street has been walking around it totally fucking mourning. It’s amazing. I’m going to wait till dawn and then put someone in it and burn the fucker to the ground to just show how completely fucking mourning I am.
“FUCKING MOURN YOU FUCKING FUCKS.”
It is thought that the British people will continue to mourn like fuck until the telly goes back to normal, whereupon they will go back to watching House of the Dragon and arguing online about Europeans.
News Thump..
British people mourning like absolute f*ck
A few days on from the tragic news about the death of Her Majesty the Queen and the British people are all mourning like absolute fuck.
“Me? I’m mourning like a complete bastard,” said Simon Williams, a masked vigilante from Chelmsford, Essex.
“Up late last night, up early this morning, all so I could mourn the absolute shit out of this. I’m dressed in black. I’ve painted the house black. I’ve made the kids black up. Black everywhere, mourning like a motherfucker. I’ve tattooed a picture of The Queen’s face on my own face as a gesture of respect. I am so fucking mourning.”
Mr Williams was not alone, across the country people from all walks of life have been completely fucking mourning all over the place.
“Stayed up through the night all the weekend to mourn all up in this bitch,” said Eleanor Gay, a murderer from Glossop.
“I’ve created a giant 50-foot-high wicker effigy of the Queen in my front garden and everyone on the street has been walking around it totally fucking mourning. It’s amazing. I’m going to wait till dawn and then put someone in it and burn the fucker to the ground to just show how completely fucking mourning I am.
“FUCKING MOURN YOU FUCKING FUCKS.”
It is thought that the British people will continue to mourn like fuck until the telly goes back to normal, whereupon they will go back to watching House of the Dragon and arguing online about Europeans.
News Thump..
Winter
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Aye , Truss kilt the queen
Bridie Bhoy
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I'm hoping Liz Truss arranges a meeting with Kris Boyd soon then...
Would she be able to resist his stunning looks and amazing intelligent and funny repertoire though Bridie
Winter
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A visit to ibrox couldnae hurt either, though since they've got mair lives than a cat mibbe I might buy her a season ticket.
Winter
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Unlikely, who could resist that manicured faecal hair with assorted monster munch flavoursWould she be able to resist his stunning looks and amazing intelligent and funny repertoire though Bridie
JamSam67
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Rather eat a Bridie nawWould she be able to resist his stunning looks and amazing intelligent and funny repertoire though Bridie
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Bridie Bhoy
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Always rather eat a bridie...Rather eat a Bridie naw
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Winter
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Always, apparently across the city they like the sausage...rolls
Bridie Bhoy
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That's cos they are fuds!
JamSam67
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Winter
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Just had to make that joke weird hahaJist naw thi Feeeeeet bits
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Winter
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Are we still missing a few stalwarts offended that the thing about being offended was getting offensive?
Uch I'll bet they're actually present amongst the current 42 guests we have tonight.
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Uch I'll bet they're actually present amongst the current 42 guests we have tonight.
Hello lots of guests
🖐You know we know
yous know we know
who yeez ur?
You can only be offended for so long , the noise, The Celtic Noise is a way of life.
Come oan en, back tae the cathedral of Celtic minded thoughts .
Boycott noted HH
JamSam67
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I get thur painAre we still missing a few stalwarts offended that the thing about being offended was getting offensive?
Uch I'll bet they're actually present amongst the current 42 guests we have tonight.
Hello lots of guests
You know we know
yous know we know
who yeez ur?
You can only be offended for so long , the noise, The Celtic Noise is a way of life.
Come oan en, back tae the cathedral of Celtic minded thoughts .
Boycott noted HH
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