Winter
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Aye gone are the days where " I bet ye a tenner that....." , " naw it wisnae aye yer oan fur a tenner then" , " haud Oan then an I'll phone jimmy he'll know the answer to that definitely " , " awrite jimmy who wis the player that......" , " dunno mt I'm pished" , " right phone Davie then " , " hes no answering" but eventually someone would settle the argument by agreeing or disagreeing to the benefit of a tenner for somebody. Noo its " hey google ...how many goals did ......" that does my heid in I keep telling people you dont have to say " hey Google " that's just a gimmick , just say " how many goals did ........, ya fukn phone computer bassard and just geis the answer in writing I dont want tae hear yer fkn irritating as fuk stupid voice yer a fukn phone no a person " " ya cunt ye" ........, I'm sorry I didnt fully understand the question, please restate the question and......." bassard theres another phone oot the windae right past my bedtime nooCanny beat a Companion set or a Paraffin lamp Dill
And the best Internet was The Encyclopaedia Britannica.
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