PICTURE GALLERY Part Two

Anybody hungry ?
Breakfast on a Sunday at oor hoose 😁
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if only I could wake up on a Sunday to that 🥰
Now call me cynical
But that’s the weapon of choice for a wifey looking to off their hubby
I would need a bigger cup of tea right enough
 
That's a cardiac on a plate🤣
It's awrtie, I've had the bypass
My mate used to own a Mexican restaurant, people would come from miles away as the food was fantastic

He had an item on the menu that featured almost everything on the menu...a little of everything
It was served on a tray like the one in the pic and cost $40
One of our boys had a go at it one night, and his young brother had to help him finish it
There used to be a place in London that had a breakfast tray for 15 quid, and if you finsihed it, you didn't have to pay, the only thing was, you couldn't drink anything with it
 
Anybody hungry ?
Breakfast on a Sunday at oor hoose 😁
ScoN4MM.jpg
Puts me in mind of a massive fall out between my maw n paw years ago.
Friday was school then a trip to the butcher
Saturday and Sunday breakfast were fry up's

My old bhoy would burst the egg yolks and the plate was swimming, bit of tomato juice, bean juice and the yolks. He'd eat anything with everything. Then after all the grub was gone, mop the juices up with a bit of plain bread buttered.

But one day he takes his first mouthful and in reflex spits it back out.
What the fuck is that funny taste ?
My maw says 'well you were moaning last week about cutting the spending'
He says 'did you go to another butcher ?'
'No i didn't, i bought different beans'
'Different beans FFS, much did you save ?'
she's like 'they are 6p a tin cheaper'
Cue dad, 'i work 72 hours a fucking week and i canni even get Heinz beans, let me guess, it's that Tescos value shite................. you've fucking ruined it for me for the sake of 6 fucking pence'

Small thing matter, but they eventually go over it with the divorce ...
 
Puts me in mind of a massive fall out between my maw n paw years ago.
Friday was school then a trip to the butcher
Saturday and Sunday breakfast were fry up's

My old bhoy would burst the egg yolks and the plate was swimming, bit of tomato juice, bean juice and the yolks. He'd eat anything with everything. Then after all the grub was gone, mop the juices up with a bit of plain bread buttered.

But one day he takes his first mouthful and in reflex spits it back out.
What the fuck is that funny taste ?
My maw says 'well you were moaning last week about cutting the spending'
He says 'did you go to another butcher ?'
'No i didn't, i bought different beans'
'Different beans FFS, much did you save ?'
she's like 'they are 6p a tin cheaper'
Cue dad, 'i work 72 hours a fucking week and i canni even get Heinz beans, let me guess, it's that Tescos value shite................. you've fucking ruined it for me for the sake of 6 fucking pence'

Small thing matter, but they eventually go over it with the divorce ...
My old man used to mop up the juice way the ooty aswell 😁
 
I just don't get having beans with a fry-up. 😝

My da used to eat the white of the egg then put the whole soft yolk in his gub.
 

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