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[Maria]

That's well filtered out at this stage, thank god!

Am gonna knock you out for her ya bam ?

 

[Imatim]

That's so bad that it doesn't pass for humour unless you're only 6 of course.

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More like passing wind?.....let's see where that takes us lol

 

[Maria]

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With a bit of luck....you will lol

I really don’t pal, explain

 

[Maria]

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More like passing wind?.....let's see where that takes us lol

Up up n away ?

 

[Imatim]

I'll think you will find, if you read what I said before I put the joke up, I probably was about 6 when I heard it!

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Nae excuses now........you said it....you own it.

Let the slagging continue lol

 

[The Deadner]

Am gonna knock you out for her ya bam ?

No fuckin barbed wire round me!

 

[Maria]

Havent a clue shammy please explain pal. Too many riddles for me

 

[Maria]

No fuckin barbed wire round me!

Aye. N a might just get a boat and knock fuck oot ye lol

 

[The Deadner]

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Nae excuses now........you said it....you own it.

Let the slagging continue lol

I think it's a fuckin class joke. So I'm standing by it!
Here's another one....
What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs?

 

[Imatim]

I really don’t pal, explain

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Ha!....you nearly had me going there. Very subtle. Lol

 

[Imatim]

I think it's a fuckin class joke. So I'm standing by it!
Here's another one....
What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs?

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Legless?

 

[Maria]

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Ha!....you nearly had me going there. Very subtle. Lol

? Wit

 

[Imatim]

Up up n away ?

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Ffs.......you deserve a good spanking for that one.......here we go lol

 

[The Deadner]

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Legless?

Grassy arse!

 

[Maria]

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Ffs.......you deserve a good spanking for that one.......here we go lol

Seriously. I dont get it right hand up to god please explain. Then i can laugh my head off at a spankin ??

 

[Imatim]

? Wit

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You're playing me.......right?

 

[Maria]

Told ye. I dont know?????

 

[Imatim]

Grassy arse!

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Aye ok.....no bad.

Let the slagging continue ?

 

[The Deadner]

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You're playing me.......right?

She's from Coatbridge bigman......... Need I say more?

 

[Maria]

She's from Coatbridge bigman......... Need I say more?

Am so gonna kill you. You have never been to coatbridge so what a stupid statement