Hoopy427
Well-known member
I got banned from a pub once for trying to steal the puggy! A groundless allegation as I'm sure you're aware.Remember the openin night in "The Brother's" pub in Possil,2 guys come in wi wan ae they barra things,unplugged the juke box and wheeled it oot the door,shoutin "excuse me" in Possilese, which roughly translates as "get oot the phuqin road, or ah'll chib ye!",they came back aboot 20 minutes later and stole the telly!!!!
I'll admit I was a wee bit pished, I stuck 10 bob in the puggy and the feckin thing didny give me any plays, I considered my options and decided the best thing to do was fuck it doon the stairs. I managed to get it half way accross the hall heading for the outside door and nice big flight stairs when the landlord huckled me! Accused me of trying to steal the feckin thing, I protested my innocence and explained that the only thievery going on was in fact carried out by his puggy and by way of retribution I was gonna fuck it down the stairs. My pleas fell on deaf ears, banned, travesty.
Didn't help that the weekend before while doing tequila slammers I'd snapped one of his tables in two.
Cross Keys I think it was called in Kippen, nice wee quiet country pub, until I appeared!