Hoopy427
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If I'd told her it was a pterodactyl she'd have bought it!
Quietest I've ever seen the place.
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26+6=1
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If I'd told her it was a pterodactyl she'd have bought it!
Pterodactyl came in a not-so-close second for 'Official Bird Of Rangers Football Club'. Dodo by a landslide.
Spherical Planet
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Used to go oot wie a lassie fae Kirkcaldy, Lennono.........she stayed in that wee mental scheme beside the esplanade and no far fae Starks Park (no far fae where starvin marvin andrews revivalist church used to be).
It was nice of you all to make the Kosovan refugees feel welcome by building a replica of their country in your town!
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Artur
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Is there anywhere in Scotland were you've no been wae a lassie?
Spherical Planet
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Ach, it sounds worse than it is, Art. When I say "went oot wie" what I really mean is I spent 10 minutes in their company before getting a slap and told to "fuck off ye wierdo"
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Artur
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Doubt it stallion.
Spherical Planet
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A bit like Rod the mod yesterday
More like Dobbin the three-legged donkey
Hoopy427
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Spherical Planet
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I hasten to add that I'm Dundonian, Hoopy........who needs a bed when there's a pendie, back-alley or a car park!Aye your bedroom, oh scratch that news just in...
I've just got to be careful no to breach the restraining orders.
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Artur
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Trust you tae lower the toneAye your bedroom, oh scratch that news just in...
Hoopy427
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Its you're spherical nature that intimidates them mate, they feel safer with dull flat types!
